We’ve been putting this off for a really long time but here’s some of the behind the scenes footage that we had left over from both “Tromebone Titties” and “Fiddlin’ Titties” videos that we filmed. Special thanks again to our buddies Tiffany and Jesse for doing this for us. You guys are the best and we’re really appreciate you guys helping us make two of the worst videos of all time! Also…we’re completely embarrassed of “Fiddlin’ Titties” and …

Since Florida isn’t seeming very “Christmas-y”…while at my Mom’s I decided that I needed to buzz the beard back because…how do I put this…it was mega-fucking-hot!!! I’m back to the “creep-stache.” It’s much cooler but I’m not quite sure the wife is digging the time it takes to wax this thing for maximum creepiness. I hope you all had a wonderful holiday and we’ll be back in “Mediocre Studio 1a” Friday for a new show…we hope to see you guys then!

Dan

The Bears get beat up by Green Bay…or “Parking Wars?”

So…you might remember a few shows ago, Tom and I debated whether or not my Dad had a blue, ceramic “Jesus dildo” that was a dick on one side but then when you turned it over…it was “Jesus” or a monk or something?

Yep…it’s real. And not only is it real but my Mom set it aside as an early Christmas gift for me! I LOVE IT!

…but am I the only person that finds it highly sacrilegious that you’d make, form and paint …

This is how my wife packs for 2 days in my hometown! 5 bags, hanging clothing…really? Do we really need to bring all of this for 2 fucking days? Should I rent a bus for traveling to just so we can travel in excess as well? I still love her but DAMN!