Annoy Your Friends
Since Tom has really been airing out the embarrassing, old pictures lately…I thought I’d share this beauty with you. Does anything really need to be said about this picture? My wife doing her best Joanbenet and…me. I do sort of look like a super model though…I dare any of our female “scumbags” to say they don’t think I was fucking hot. Smoking…mini Brad Pitt. Real fucking hot. Hot. Lil’ Hottie. Dreamy…
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