Sometimes taking a piss can blow up in your face.

Tom couldn’t hear for about a full hour…and the throw (done by Mr. X) was about as good as it gets but was TRULY an accident!

Happy New Year,

Dan

It’s fairly easy for Tom and me to get into a room and just talk shit. We like to talk. We like to talk to each other and laugh…pretty simple equation. The “not-so-simple” part is thanking all of the people that helped us make 2011 a HUGE year for “AMT.”

From the obvious like Divups and The Danger Brain who kicked our new site into high gear…to the even more obvious, like Ross…we thank you all for your support, …

This is a massive day for us. We all know that it’s the end of the year and that we’re all excited about the end of the world and 2012, but this is a big “day” for us because we’ve had the first full week of using our brand new website at www.TomandDan.com. We truly couldn’t be more excited and happy about our new home for the show. Spread the word! No longer do you have to jump to a bunch of …

We’ve been putting this off for a really long time but here’s some of the behind the scenes footage that we had left over from both “Tromebone Titties” and “Fiddlin’ Titties” videos that we filmed. Special thanks again to our buddies Tiffany and Jesse for doing this for us. You guys are the best and we’re really appreciate you guys helping us make two of the worst videos of all time! Also…we’re completely embarrassed of “Fiddlin’ Titties” and …

Since Florida isn’t seeming very “Christmas-y”…while at my Mom’s I decided that I needed to buzz the beard back because…how do I put this…it was mega-fucking-hot!!! I’m back to the “creep-stache.” It’s much cooler but I’m not quite sure the wife is digging the time it takes to wax this thing for maximum creepiness. I hope you all had a wonderful holiday and we’ll be back in “Mediocre Studio 1a” Friday for a new show…we hope to see you guys then!

Dan