We’re back in the studio for the latest edition of “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan.” The song that you hear at the beginning of the show is called “Pig Snoots.” (Don’t ask me where Ross found that but it’s pretty damned rad!)

On today’s show:

It’s a job now!

Are pickled pig’s feet really their feet?

A map making call from Puerto Rico. (We can’t really prove that he was calling from there.)

A “Little Bit of Doo Doo” is coming!

Tom’s Crash Video from www.TomandDan.com

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I’ve been wanting a smoker for a really long time…and my Mom lost her mind and surprised me with this during Christmas. (Here’s the corny ass video that they made to introduce it…I do love the song about it though. Fucking classic!)

It gets delivered today and this weekend I’ll be trying my hands at smoking a pork shoulder …

With the inception of the “smart phone”, we now have the ability to take pictures of tons of shit that our parents and even grandparents never got the chance to photograph. I mean…having a bad-ass little camera in your pocket allows you to snap all sorts of pictures…even ones that you don’t want…with reckless abandonment. Remember when pictures cost you or your parents money? I can full on remember my Dad bitching because we took a shit ton of bad pictures with …

For a while now, my wife has been keeping this big ass pet spider out back. Whenever we see it…we have to make double sure that we don’t walk through it’s web and that we leave it alone. I’m fairly certain that it’s going to bite me while I’m getting a new beer or something…because as far as it knows…every time I’m even sorta near it…I’m attempting to fuck with it. Even taking this picture…it raised up on it’s “tippy-tippy” spider toes …

A few blogs ago, I posted about having my mustache back. Well, for anyone that hasn’t attempted to grow a “cool dude” ‘stache…having a good wax to use to make sure it’s well combed and taken care of is paramount. Well, everyone on the net was telling me about this company out of Portland called “Man’s Face Stuff” and how great their product is.

I can honestly tell you that even after just one use, I’m hooked. I’ve been using the all too …