• Jan 28

    “Dildos” for Dildos Contest!

    dan

    Annoy Your Friends

      We all have that one picture where we look like a complete “dildo.” In the case of me and Tom…I’m afraid that we have way more than just one. Here’s one from last year where my wife was able to catch me yelling at her to stop taking pictures of me pooping and using an iPad with free 3D glasses. Yeah. That’s just one of many. Pretty good, huh?

      Got a good picture of you looking like a complete “dildo?” Post it in this thread and our top three pictures will win SUPER expensive “dildos” from the Lelo “intimate lifestyle product” corporation. Never heard of them? Let’s just say that the cheapest one that we have is a hundred bucks and our first place picture’s prize is a Lelo vibrator worth about 250 bucks.

      No…we’re not kidding. We have these to give away and it’s the least that we can do for you “scumbags.”

      So get to posting and make sure that you pick pictures where you’re at your absolute most “dildoyness.” (Totally not a word.)

      3rd prize is a Lelo Tor Pleasure Object worth 75 bucks.

      2nd prize is a Lelo Oden worth about 150 bucks.

      1st prize is a Lelo Insignia worth about 250 bucks.

      They’re brand new…never opened. (You really think we’d do that? Really?) And we’ll even sign them for you…well…the box only. I’m not opening these monstrosities.

      Remember to only post your picture in this thread and we’ll let the other “scumbags” vote on this through “LIKES” of your pictures.

      Best of luck and #snoots…you have 2 WEEKS!

      Dan

      Posted By dan on January 28 2012 | Comments (159)

      Comments
      • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

        Here…we’ll prime the pump a little…dear Lord…

        • Newtoolsguy2003

          Awesome pic dan ! I think sensor block is probably oversized..

          • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

            Dan says “You’d be surprised.”

        • http://twitter.com/dkiwib Kiwi

          i was trying to figure out why u used a sensor bar @ all, u can see it all in the one pic of u sitting in the car hahaha 

      • Kelly

        Romantic dinner with my Memas pig, Claude.

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          You’re in. Which one is you? (totally kidding…you set yourself up.)

      • http://www.facebook.com/Bacharach Ben Bacharach-White

        Here’s a photo of me, blackout drunk on my birthday, after a night at Redlight Redlight, being fed the remainder of a bean burrito by my best friend’s wife. #completedildo

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          You’re in the contest. That’s wonderfully gross.

      • http://twitter.com/Yenoor Michael Rooney

        Here’s me attempting to eat a whole pizza at a Tampa Bay Bolts game, completely trashed from a day of drinking on my 23rd b-day. Complete dildo.

        • http://twitter.com/Rooneysan Matthew Rooney

          p.s. he doesn’t, normally, eat meat

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          We like how it’s in your lap and no one appears to be paying attention to you. You’re in!

        • http://twitter.com/dkiwib Kiwi

          that pizza looks soooooo good!!

      • http://twitter.com/AmedicusHowell Amedicus Howell

        Ultimate dildo while visiting the inlaws…..#hotdogdildo

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          We’re’s the picture, man? Use the “+ Image” link that you can comment with on this page to add your pictures.

          • Kelly

            Cant download any pics. Ive been trying since last night. 

            • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

              Use the +Image like we did to post a picture…it works. I’ll do it again as proof of I have to…

            • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

              I see your problem. Send them to show@tomanddan.com just to make sure…not sure but I believe this is a comment software issue. Sorry…keep trying…some people have been able to post pictures perfectly. :)

          • Kelly

            Cant download any pics. Ive been trying since last night. 

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Here’s your picture, dude.

      • http://twitter.com/bokeypunk Eric Holland

        Me at SeaWorld getting my Shamu on

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          You’re in!

      • Rusty Weightset

        fuck me man. thats me 17 years ago…………..fuck me

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          You’re in…great fucking picture, man!

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Rusty…you won…send your address to show@tomanddan.com

      • http://twitter.com/xTheDrizzlex Darryl

        hmm

      • http://twitter.com/xTheDrizzlex Darryl

        the uploading thing isn’t working…I’ll try again later

      • TheLod

        can it be a pic that I took of a friend?…and if so is molesting a holocaust statue TOO dildoy?

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          That might be a little too far…we’re looking for personal dildoyness…not the offend of an entire group of people. 

      • http://twitter.com/dkiwib Kiwi

        yeah this defiantly isn’t working, not from my phone or my pc :( i tried changing the format of the pic & the size, no joy… looks like im not the only one, maybe those who have uploaded can tell us whats up?

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          It seems to be working now. We just posted those submissions from yesterday and they worked perfectly. Hmmmm…try again.

      • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

        From @nikki_ryan on Twitter…

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          #2

          • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

            #3

            • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

              #4

              • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

                #5

              • http://twitter.com/Nikki_Ryan Nikki Ryan

                Drunk as anyone could ever be in every single one of these pictures. That thermos is actually filled with disgusto busto Four Loko and I’m drinking it from a crazy straw!

      • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

        From ChrisG …these were submitted via email because posting wasn’t working so hot yesterday.

        • ChrisG

          I was messed up on Percs, morphine and xanax.  Passed out with a dip in and drooled all over the bed. Not my best moment.

      • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

        From Kelly…a long time supporter. 

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          #2

      • Krisha

        it’s easy to look like a dude with tater tot titties

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          You’re in!

          • Rusty Weightset

            haha cheech and chong are a franchise now?

      • http://www.facebook.com/Bacharach Ben Bacharach-White

        Here’s 3 Dildos… FTD

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Hurtful but you’re in! Haha…

      • http://twitter.com/DirtbagDaryl daryl butler

        heres mes beings a dildos.

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          You’re in!

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Min-Park/57203796 Min Park

        Spring break 09. Me and Friends went to a cabin in Alabama for spring break.  Went to the local piggly wigglys and got all kinds of stares haha

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          IN!

      • Anonymous

        Total dildo, cheesing out in front of my toy collection

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          You’re in!

      • TheLod

        I feel bad about this whole thing….

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          You’re a bad person and you’re in!

          • Josh Vinn

            It looks like you have the golem from the lord of the rings sucking you there. you must be wearing a ring 😉

          • Josh Vinn

            It looks like you have the golem from the lord of the rings sucking you there. you must be wearing a ring 😉

        • http://twitter.com/dkiwib Kiwi

          i actually laughed out loud! lol

      • Jlweidman

        In my prime. Circa 2004.

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          You in1 (And this is fantastic BTW!)

          • Jlweidman

            Shamefully, in fear of the types of friends I would make, I cut it off when I moved to Orlando.

            • Rusty Weightset

              so were the crying homo in boogie nights?

      • http://twitter.com/dkiwib Kiwi

        #dildos4dildos Got black out drunk one night, found this pic of me posted by one of my fb buddies the next day… the inflatable dick im trying to suck & mardi gras beads were in my bfs back seat, no idea how i got either!!

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          You’re killing it.

        • http://twitter.com/xTheDrizzlex Darryl

          ya know, I just finally threw out the puke bag that was in my car…

          • http://twitter.com/dkiwib Kiwi

            NO!!! u dork! i was saving that for the next time i get wasted, now i have to go the the ER and lift some more ~sigh~ lol

      • http://twitter.com/dkiwib Kiwi

        #dildos4dildos Night out drinking, my gf bet me i couldn’t piss in the urinal…

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          We might have winner… 

          • http://twitter.com/dkiwib Kiwi

            the worst thing about this pic… i remember my ass being cold and WET after hahahaha was a FANTASTIC night tho :)

        • http://twitter.com/xTheDrizzlex Darryl

          I remember this night very well!

          • http://twitter.com/dkiwib Kiwi

            i should hope so lol

      • http://twitter.com/dkiwib Kiwi

        #dildos4dildos gf said i walked up to the apartment pants less after a night drinking, didn’t believe her till she showed me this pic. I remember talking to god, the bf checking on me & trying to get to the bed for sex lol this is apparently as far as we made it…

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          You’re in! Oddly wonderful picture.

      • http://twitter.com/dkiwib Kiwi

        #dildos4dildos i told the bf if he didn’t stop shitting with the door open there would be consequences… he never listens 

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Wow…we hope he hit you.

          • http://twitter.com/dkiwib Kiwi

            I WISH! 😉 

      • Cory

        I’m in the Trick or Treat hat, after my BeetleJuice mask was lost

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Isn’t that candy corn? You’re in!

      • http://twitter.com/dkiwib Kiwi

        #dildos4dildos bf sitting in a dinosaur egg display @ the zoo, by “sitting in” i mean stuck in… i also have video of him trying to get out! ha!

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Wonderful.

        • Thexdrizzle

          We were “just zooin around” before it was cool.

      • http://twitter.com/dkiwib Kiwi

        just an FYI guys i did have the bfs say so to post the pics of him, he was gonna do it but hes sick & im having fun with it :)

      • Cory

        No idea.

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Great faces. In!

      • http://twitter.com/xTheDrizzlex Darryl

        Inside a hurricane simulator at a science museum.

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          IN!

      • http://twitter.com/xTheDrizzlex Darryl

        mega sunburn

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          The kid in the back makes it! IN!

        • http://twitter.com/dkiwib Kiwi

          LOL @ my sun burnt thighs, i got burnt twice last summer! 

      • http://twitter.com/xTheDrizzlex Darryl

        breakin the law

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Subtle and wonderful. IN!

      • http://twitter.com/xTheDrizzlex Darryl

        me pissing on the neighers porch from the gf’s balcony. should I mention there was a car seat that caught most of it?

        • http://twitter.com/dkiwib Kiwi

          FIRST NIGHT WE MEET! :) i was half joking when i asked u to do that, still cant believe u did it! i laughed to myself every time i saw her sitting out there! should i mention that’s at least 5 foot of strong steady stream lol

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          A new level. You’re in!

      • Velonola

        Hey, how do you see the pics in the posts below on a mobile phone, droid?

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Not sure…it works best from a PC of some sort. No access?

      • Art Girl

        #dildos4dildos Convinced to try on my underwear. They fit pretty well, eh?

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Oh my God. He’s gonna want you to go back to Europe. You’re in!

      • http://www.facebook.com/Bacharach Ben Bacharach-White

        Halloween 2006… I had gave up on life at that point…

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Love it! IN!

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alice-Seewer/100000669163234 Alice Seewer

        okay, so i’m not drunk off my ass or pooping in this photo, but i do have a strange fascination with anything didlo-shaped. i need one real bad… or a boyfriend. i’m cute and single. tom and dan hook a sista up!!!

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          You’re in.

        • http://twitter.com/dkiwib Kiwi

          i was a bit gutted when i saw i wasn’t winning anymore & was debating get my twitter followers to flood the site, but it sounds like u need it more lol i have a bf so  i guess i can settle for second place :)

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alice-Seewer/100000669163234 Alice Seewer

            the second place one is actually made for couples so you might like it better:)

            • http://twitter.com/dkiwib Kiwi

              that’s what i told the bf lol tell ya what if we both win u can have first pic!

              • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alice-Seewer/100000669163234 Alice Seewer

                that would be awesome. thanks!

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alice-Seewer/100000669163234 Alice Seewer

        oops! i didn’t see my comment so i was gonna post again & now i can’t delete this. argh!

      • http://twitter.com/JayHalePal Jay Hale

        I don’t want your slightly-used dildos. I just want to post a picture. You ever dress up as someone’s roommate for the sole purpose of ridiculing them … on cable-access TV in the nation’s number 7 TV market? Well, you don’t hold a grudge like I do.

      • Orlboy76

        Alice seewer….I think I saw you at Universal that week……You were so funny in the store saying you wish you wanted that thing no in the restroom…then you bought it and let the store! My wife and I can only imagine what you did next with it! Who and you were with two guys to! We couldn’t understand it till my wife said those guys must be gay cuase they were too hot LOL.

        • Alice

          my friend was drunk when he wrote this. that’s not even his real e-mail address (Orlboy76). HA HA…

      • Brad_81

        This is me getting even with my cousin after everybody passed out at our buddy’s wedding. I showed him the picture about later.

        • Brad_81

          *Showed him the picture about a year later

      • Jeighsyn

        Damn, Kiwi really wants to win..

        • http://twitter.com/dkiwib Kiwi

          yah! who doesn’t like a new toy?! lol

      • JD

        I think I look more like a Butt Plug in this pic. 

      • easy_ryder

        Here’s my picture for dildos4dildos. it’s not me but a friend of mine (honestly). I don’t care if i don’t win just had to share this picture. (@easy_ryder)

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