Since Florida isn’t seeming very “Christmas-y”…while at my Mom’s I decided that I needed to buzz the beard back because…how do I put this…it was mega-fucking-hot!!! I’m back to the “creep-stache.” It’s much cooler but I’m not quite sure the wife is digging the time it takes to wax this thing for maximum creepiness. I hope you all had a wonderful holiday and we’ll be back in “Mediocre Studio 1a” Friday for a new show…we hope to see you guys then!

Dan

The Bears get beat up by Green Bay…or “Parking Wars?”

So…you might remember a few shows ago, Tom and I debated whether or not my Dad had a blue, ceramic “Jesus dildo” that was a dick on one side but then when you turned it over…it was “Jesus” or a monk or something?

Yep…it’s real. And not only is it real but my Mom set it aside as an early Christmas gift for me! I LOVE IT!

…but am I the only person that finds it highly sacrilegious that you’d make, form and paint …

This is how my wife packs for 2 days in my hometown! 5 bags, hanging clothing…really? Do we really need to bring all of this for 2 fucking days? Should I rent a bus for traveling to just so we can travel in excess as well? I still love her but DAMN!

Happy Holidays everyone and thanks for supporting the show! This is the last show that we’re doing before the “big God holiday” so we wanted to get back into the studio and make this one EXTRA LARGE! Hopefully, by this time next week, we’ll be good to go and have the new website fully running and usable for you guys. We’re really, really excited about it…

On this weeks show:

Tom thinks that Christmas is a scam.

Did people like or hate the “Zoocast?” Stinker …