• Sep 19



    Annoy Your Friends


      I’m really sorry this is so late. Sigh.

      With everything that we’ve had going on – the show – the hurricane – kids – life – a wife – too many beers…you know how it is. With that said, I know that a great deal of you that listen were affected by the hurricane and please let us know (me and Tom) if there is anything at all that you think we might be able to do for you. Besides just loosing a …

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      Posted By dan on September 19 2017 | Comments (0)

    • Sep 02



      Annoy Your Friends

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        “Tom, Dan, and comedian Guy Torry.”

        Hey there gang!

        Happy weekend and I hope this episode write-up finds you well! Me and Andrea are about to pull the trigger on the “Ultimate Pancake” recipe that’s on the back of the Bisquick box. Who the f*&^ knows if it’s going to be any good or not – but we’re gunna do it. (If you know the absolute best way to make pancakes, email me: dan@tomanddan.com – I’d love to hear what works best …

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        Posted By dan on September 2 2017 | Comments (1)

      • Aug 11

        SHOW #431 – DOO DOO PLANK


        Annoy Your Friends


          Hey there kids!

          Apologies for the show being a little bit earlier – life gets in the way at times but you have our word that we will always do our best to get a show out, no matter what! Now normally, I write the show write up on Saturday morning while Maisie is running through the house like a wild woman but because of the earlier show, I’m able to knock this out now. (Also – you will hear little miss …

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          Posted By dan on August 11 2017 | Comments (0)

        • Aug 06

          SHOW #430 – GOPHER TURD


          Annoy Your Friends

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            “Dan, Tom, and Comedian Godfrey!”

            Hey there gang!

            Apologies for this being a day later than usual. As most of you know, we had our charity foot-golf tournament yesterday and it couldn’t have been more fantastic! I’m sure we’ll talk more about it tomorrow so I’ll keep this brief and thanks to all of you who donated and supported. It was a wonderful day!

            On this week’s show:

            -Dan’s mom has a boyfriend

            -Ross’ trip to Washington D.C.

            -Potty train with diarrhea

            -Flat Earthers call …

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            Posted By dan on August 6 2017 | Comments (0)

          • Jul 29

            SHOW #429 – WHITE LIVES SPLATTER


            Annoy Your Friends

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              Hey there gang!

              Tom and I hope that this message finds you all well on this beautiful Saturday morning. I’m doing my normal Saturday thing – watching Mai run around the living room on like a 9000 and I’m guzzling copious amounts of Diet Mountain Dew in a piss-poor attempt to wake up. It’s “The Dennis Way.” It’s sort of sad. Haha…

              So – we really can’t thank all of you enough for the responses that you gave to our first annual Tom …

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              Posted By dan on July 29 2017 | Comments (0)



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