• Ad read for Modern Plumbing Industries with character improv
• Shout-out to small, family-owned businesses and Modern Plumbing’s legacy
• Guest Rauce Padgett joins the show
• Tech complaints about new studio setup
• Discussion on Adderall, productivity, and memory struggles
• Poor sales of new Tom and Dan shirt; Danger Brains designed the logo
• Reflection on branding and the outdated original logo
• Plug for Orlando Science Center’s “Mess Fest” with elephant toothpaste
• Fringe Festival kicks off; Rauce promotes his show “Ten More Sketches”
• Fringe praised for artist support and global reputation
• Artists keep earnings directly, unlike traditional entertainment models
• Fringe compared to capitalism without corporate control
• “Six Guitars” success story from Rauce’s brother
• Rauce recommends his show as a Fringe entry point
• Fringe content shifting toward higher quality comedy
• Fringe prep includes five months of writing and rehearsing
• Use of AI to rehearse lines; Rauce blames memory issues on past drug use
• Dan says talk radio ruined his memory for scripts
• Preference for improv and instincts over rigid scripts
• Comedy writing needs a character engine and clear structure
• Sketch example: homophobic gay cowboy based on heartbreak
• Jim Colbert’s advice on story structure referenced
• Danger of becoming a generic “host” personality
• Risks of outdated sketch premises and over-refining comedy
• Need for consistent tone and strategic sketch order
• Some jokes flop despite strong rehearsal feedback
• Performing often reveals unexpected crowd favorites
• Frustration when popular band songs are covers; Weezer’s “Africa” mentioned
• Ad read for My Eternal Vitality and Dr. Powers
• Andrea’s nutrition coaching and Mother’s Day promos at MEV
• Praise for collagen therapy, cold hammer, and MEV’s judgment-free vibe
• Air T&D discontinued due to market shifts and mismatched guest base
• Joke about old lesbian couples booking the Airbnb
• Rauce accused of not being fun; agrees he reflects others’ energy
• Tom shares frustrations around theme parks and parenting dynamics
• Tommy didn’t want gifts—just a “lazy stick” and compression socks
• Family secretly got annual passes without telling Tom
• Tom talks about trying to plan meaningful moments for Tommy
• Reflection on time anxiety and raising kids
• Comment on Dan’s post wanting to hang with Maisie forever
• Rauce writes future messages to his kids through social media
• Dan writes nightly emails to his daughter as if from beyond the grave
• Social media awkwardness around expressing love or status updates
• Phones shrinking attention spans; new Florida law bans phones in schools
• Crystal cried with relief over the phone ban
• Kids don’t know life without smartphones; 2009 seen as tipping point
• Phones replacing boredom and killing introspection
• Personalized algorithms creepily accurate—Rauce got a dog med ad
• Praise for no-phone events like Chappelle shows and Epic Universe previews
• Less phone use leads to more presence and less drinking
• Marriage reflections: different blanket needs and conversation effort
• Smugglers Run ride stories—Tom critiques the fake interactivity
• Guests yelled at staff over malfunctions; parents already stressed
• Rise of the Resistance praised for immersive quality
• Tom annoyed by fellow guests trying to steal focus with jokes
• Tommy gets his first phone, but only for text and FaceTime
• Debate on giving kids smartphones and pressure to conform
• Ross jokes about being pressured to perform at open mics
• Dan shares being asked to sing on command by Jeff Howell
• Fantasy vs. reality: Tom dreams of being a piano man in a restaurant
• Talent expectations in casual settings called out as annoying
• Joke about Tommy breakdancing to impress strangers
• Promotion of “Ten More Sketches” and reminder to buy Fringe buttons
• Mo DeWitt and Mortgage Guy Don sponsor Rauce’s show
• Joke about human vs. AI jingle writers—“John Jacob Jingle Writer Smith”
• Wrap-up with joke feedback banter and sign-off

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