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Apr 14
818 – Wonka & the Limping Audio Goblin
Annoy Your Friends
• Sponsored by BudDocs.org for medical marijuana licenses
• BudDocs offers easy, same-day telemedicine appointments
• Dr. Chanlatte curates BudDeals and dispensary discounts
• Live from the JustCallMoe.com studio
• Rauce joins the Friday Free Show
• Rauce plugs “Good Sauce with Rauce and Joel” and their Fringe show
• Recap of chaotic BDM $5 shirt-stuffing party at Hourglass Brewing
• Koozie stuffing chaos and Tony Rage’s Minecraft-style table slide
• Tom stresses over organizing volunteer events
• Vince Taylor shows up on wrong date after Tom typo
• Vince left his sick mom, showed up in BDM gear, found only fishermen
• “Getting Tommied” becomes shorthand for careless screwups
• Tom offers to pay Vince’s gas, Vince jokes about his 18-wheeler
• Vince plugs his podcast and May 4 Star Wars brunch at Funny Bone
• Tom & Dan join Temu affiliate program for cheap party gear
• Tom orders tiny gardening shears from Temu, slow shipping
• Dan never uses Uber Eats, agrees with Rauce that $5 is a solid tip
• Uber Eats vs. old-school pizza delivery and tipping debates
• Grocery bag strength becomes a pride topic
• Listener scans 59 items at Ikea self-checkout, gets roasted
• Dan prefers cashier interaction, jokes he brightens their day
• Frustration over unpaid self-checkout labor
• Workplace story: someone smeared poop on a wall
• Hot take: fondue sucks, Tom tips himself
• Dan’s daughter loves taquitos, nostalgia for junk food athletes
• Temu delivery bags compared to old opium ships
• Song “Catch These Fizz” by Wet Leg played during break
• StreamlineFlorida.com plug for mortgage help from Brian ZIML
• Rauce & Joel’s Fringe show is titled “10 More Sketches”
• Joke about flaunting awards like Super Bowl rings
• Tom wants to be a Kratos-style cool dad
• Max learns card tricks on a camping trip
• Tom teaches TikTok magic, finds comfort in math-based tricks
• Blaine nostalgia: 1997 special, studio visit, levitation secret
• Magician Jeff Kaylor sells tricks to pros, Kostya Kimlat shoutout
• Tooth Fairy talk leads to joke about Tooth Fairy porn
• Celebs like The Rock and Larry the Cable Guy played the Tooth Fairy
• Dan mentions hanging with a teen curious about podcasting
• Teasers: cruise godmothers, Island Boys, Epic Universe
• “Apocalypse Soon” by local band Debt Neglector
• Fairvilla plugs: Oral 101, Bootylicious Anal, Sex Toys 101
• Sanford Food Truck Fiesta judged by Angel and Brian Grimes
• Dan forgets a studio visit, wears Crocs post-surgery
• Dan hides when visitors knock unexpectedly
• Student visits for podcasting but actually loves jazz and R&B
• Dan recommends OrlandoBands.com and Ben Gardner
• Internships: Dan’s job after “Apple Annie” incident
• Modern interns expect pay; Rauce says timing still matters
• Dan jokes Tom’s kids have no dreams but offers to help listeners’
• Dan says his contacts can make dreams come true
• Rauce confirms Dan has Carrot Top in his phone
• Dan compares himself to the Willy Wonka of Orlando networking
• Rauce visited Epic Universe three times, says it beats Disney
• Highlights: Stardust Racers coaster, drink-around-the-universe
• Praise for How to Train Your Dragon show and Dark Universe land
• Dan wants to dress like Toad and ride Mario Kart drunk
• Cruise guy Tony attends MSC christening with celebs
• Drew Barrymore named godmother of the ship
• Cruise godmother title explained: honorary, free cruise
• Listener suggests D-Generation X crotch chop as dream fan moment
• Tom dreams of catching a pass from an NFL quarterback
• Dan shot on the Magic court thanks to Jeff Turner
• Foo Fighters and Green Day inviting fans onstage discussed
• Parenting efforts often go unnoticed until kids grow up
• Moe DeWitt sponsors Rauce’s podcast and Fringe show
• Promo for Moe DeWitt Bowling Tournament (sold out)
• Tease for April 19 BDM event with erotic magic and DJ SharpSocial Media:
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