Let’s get to note’n.

Do you dorks even read this? There are times when I’m just sitting here at the studio, hammering away on these and I ask myself; “Do folks really care about the typed-out notes that accompany our show? Should I go home already? Do they scan this to see what the hell we did that day? I mean, I guess it matters if you’re doing a quick search of the notes but I’m not even sure we have that capability!” …

And good evening. Our top story:

* Bloody Friday the 13th drink
* Bad luck thread
* Call with Tuddle
* Ross’ news
* Pellet complaint from Ross’ neighbor
* Florida Ass Sh*t Friday
* Britney’s dad petitioned to step down
* China banned karaoke songs
* Field of Dreams baseball field game
* Dong Arber
* Tom enables all Bubbas
* Tom wrangling a cat
* Tom peed “on” his pants
* Stuck to the top of the bottoms

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It’s Friday!

* Seth on the phone- does he have a cold?
* Seth’s commercial that played during the Olympics
* Ripped Ralph
* Try my goat cum
* Accidentally drugging yourself
* Awkward sponsor conversations
* Hearing people have sex
* CGI nudes
* Butler’s grandfather was supposed to carry the Olympic torch
* Bosses not letting employees get the day off
* Roids Rogers
* Getting a weight bench as a pre-teen
* Canoe sprint
* Jizz shirt

Enjoy the weekend!

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* Ross’ news
* Da Baby’s rant
* Kanye at Atlanta stadium
* Another jetpack guy
* Paris jewel heist
* Brown bear attacks the old man
* Arthur canceled after 25 years
* Mike Busey and Miguel Colon are here
* Carnival rides at the Sausage Castle
* Put put course
* IRS lady harasses Busey
* On a cruise with Lil Nas X
* Tiger King season 2
* Shit tank
* Cake batter pee pee

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Today’s show is far too f’n funny to even possibly explain. It was “old school” from jump. I mean…FROM JUMP. Let’s go!!!

On this week’s show:

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* Shane from Gabriella plants
* Seth’s dad was in a barbershop quartet
* Wild Irish Rose
* Seth’s insurance fraud story
* Suck my dick, I’m in a G-hole
* Proposal stories
* Seagull hit a girl on an amusement ride
* Weird restaurant habits
* Landscape mode
* Butler’s covered truck
* Publix butcher
* Propane …