And good evening. Our top story:

* Bloody Friday the 13th drink
* Bad luck thread
* Call with Tuddle
* Ross’ news
* Pellet complaint from Ross’ neighbor
* Florida Ass Sh*t Friday
* Britney’s dad petitioned to step down
* China banned karaoke songs
* Field of Dreams baseball field game
* Dong Arber
* Tom enables all Bubbas
* Tom wrangling a cat
* Tom peed “on” his pants
* Stuck to the top of the bottoms

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It’s Friday!

* Seth on the phone- does he have a cold?
* Seth’s commercial that played during the Olympics
* Ripped Ralph
* Try my goat cum
* Accidentally drugging yourself
* Awkward sponsor conversations
* Hearing people have sex
* CGI nudes
* Butler’s grandfather was supposed to carry the Olympic torch
* Bosses not letting employees get the day off
* Roids Rogers
* Getting a weight bench as a pre-teen
* Canoe sprint
* Jizz shirt

Enjoy the weekend!

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* Ross’ news
* Da Baby’s rant
* Kanye at Atlanta stadium
* Another jetpack guy
* Paris jewel heist
* Brown bear attacks the old man
* Arthur canceled after 25 years
* Mike Busey and Miguel Colon are here
* Carnival rides at the Sausage Castle
* Put put course
* IRS lady harasses Busey
* On a cruise with Lil Nas X
* Tiger King season 2
* Shit tank
* Cake batter pee pee

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Today’s show is far too f’n funny to even possibly explain. It was “old school” from jump. I mean…FROM JUMP. Let’s go!!!

On this week’s show:

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* Shane from Gabriella plants
* Seth’s dad was in a barbershop quartet
* Wild Irish Rose
* Seth’s insurance fraud story
* Suck my dick, I’m in a G-hole
* Proposal stories
* Seagull hit a girl on an amusement ride
* Weird restaurant habits
* Landscape mode
* Butler’s covered truck
* Publix butcher
* Propane …

Hey there, gang!

Let’s get these notes out of the way and all enjoy a big, fat, weekend…what do you say? So today was a blast – you got Ross on news – you for a tight 2 hours and I got a little too high in segment 3. No harm/no foul…or at least that’s what I’m telling myself. 🤣 Have a safe and wonderful weekend and we’ll see you back here LIVE on Tuesday. – d

On this week’s show:

* Tom’s trip to …