A very special thanks to all of you that are already #BDM’s. (If you don’t know what we’re talking about, have you been living under a rock? We’re talking about the “Big Dick Millionaire” Premium Membership program where you actually get two extra shows a week on Tuesdays. One is a re-released “Old School” show and the other is a little something brand new. Your membership keeps the studio running. Seriously.) Today we present you with a brands new “Tom and Dan …

What can I really say about this year that’s not already in the form of a cliche or some other shit that you’re going to read all over Facebook and Twitter for the next 24 hours. Personally I would like to say that I thought this year was pretty shitty but I learned a lot about people and about myself. I keep those that are close to me very, very close and I’ll be a much more wise and guarded person in …

Thanks to all of the new #BDM for signing up and checking out the Tuesday NEW and Re-releases. We hope that you’re really, really enjoying it…we’ve been having a great time and things seriously couldn’t be better. We’ve been having a blast! If you’re not already a #BDM member, be sure that you check out the “Registration” page at TomandDan.com. Here’s a link: CLICK HERE.

On today’s show:

Bohemian Grove

Bus Riding

Diarrhea on a bus = Hell on earth

Premium New Years Show

Griz Blood Shirt

Enemas

Turnpike-ing a …

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So…for those of you that have been Andrpoid users, we know that you’ve been waiting for forever and day for an App. We’re sorry about that. That has everything to do with the fact that #AMT is grassroots and everything we do is (almost) always done on a shoestring budget and out of the kindness of someone’s heart. In this case, you can thank @MediJocre for both App and for working his balls off (over Christmas vacation) to try and …

She’s played “Pie-ano” and pipe organ for almost 40+ years and you can see it in her fingers. A real woman if I’ve ever seen one. I love you Mom! Merry Christmas! With appearances by Andrea “Tity Tits” and Izlee the Dalmatian.

Well…it’s officially #Snootsmas and we’ve got two more shows for you guys that have just posted for …