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Hookup Info

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    Her Majesty Services Hookup

    ATTENTION to all Tom and Dan Listeners

    If you are spending all your time listening to the Tom and Dan podcast, we know that you probably need a little help with cleaning your home or office. Someone has to take those chores because we understand how difficult it is to be a scumbag. Contact Her Majesty Services for your hook-up! This is a great time for us to show you how we can make your life a little easier.

    We are offering 15% off any one time qualifying services which include:

    Standard Cleaning, Deep Cleaning, Move In/ Move Out Cleaning, Office Cleaning, Vacuuming and Mopping


    Book our Recurring Cleaning Service and your third session is 50% Off

    Visit our website www.HerMajestyServices.com

    Phone: 407-280-2288 Email: HerMajestyPW@gmail.com

    Remember to let us know the code, TDHOOKUP, when requesting your quote!


    Toni Rodriguez Photography Hookup

    Toni Rodriguez Photography
    The official photographer of A Mediocre Time with Tom & Dan!. Specializing in Weddings, engagements, Family and event photography. Keep your most precious moments forever. Always friendly and always professional.
    Tom and Dan listeners get:
    - $20 off a 1 HR engagement or Family session*
    - $200 off the wedding package + free engagement session. (That's a $360 value!)*
    Just contact me and tell me how much you love Tom & Dan!* Travel fees may apply depending on location of the sessionFacebook Page Click HereTRP
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    Byrne Termite & Pest Control Hookup

    Hey Tom & Dan listeners!

    My name is Joe Byrne, a fellow BDM and listener.

    Your home is your home.  If you wanted bugs, you would have invited them.
    Our job is to get rid of unwanted guests.

    We specialize in termite protection, removal and inspection.
    From water bugs to bed bugs we cover it all.
    Live the comfortable life and bug free!

    Family owned for over 30 years!

    We cover most Central Florida areas.

    BDM SPECIAL:  10% off all services!


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    The Law Offices of Stuart & Mount, P.A. Hookup

    We are a full-service law firm looking to provide legal counsel and representation to all of you scumbags and BDM's at an affordable price.

    Our firm can handle the following issues for you:

    • Criminal & DUI Defense
    • Real Estate
    • Foreclosure Defense
    • Landlord/Tenant Issues
    • Family Law & Divorce
    • Business Law
    • Wills, Trusts, & Estates
    • Labor & Employment Law
    • Personal Injury
    • Civil Litigation

    If you mention to us that you are a Tom & Dan listener or BDM, we will give you a 10% discount on all legal services.

    Our main office is located right in Downtown Orlando on Orange Avenue across the street from The Beacham, and also have offices in Eatonville and Mount Dora.

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    Red Cypress Brewery Hookup

    Join the VIP club!

    Being Tapped In to our community entitles you to:

    • Drink for free on your birthday
    • First notification on new beer releases
    • Monthly offers and promotions
    • Invitations to special events
    • Upgrade to VIP Gold and receive your first beer on us!CLICK HERE!
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    Stickerbrand Hookup

    Hey BDMs,

    As a life long BDM myself, we would like to invite all Scumbags to Stickerbrand.com for all your wall decal & wall mural needs.

    Get 20% off on all items in our store.
    Use Code: " BDM " during checkout for 20% off.
    FREE Shipping on orders over $60.
    Over 5,000 designs to choose from.
    We have been featured on HGTV and DYI Network.

    Contact us for custom wall decals.
    email: customerservice@stickerbrand.com
    Best of all, we are located in Orlando Florida and big fans of Tom and Dan.

    Visit us at: www.stickerbrand.com

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    Protection First Alarm And Video Hookup

    Hey fellow BDM & Pooros.......

    Let us at Protection First Alarm & Video HOOK you UP and SAVE some MONIES!!!!!

    We at PFAV install Residential and Commercial Alarms with Interactive Security & Home Automation

    We also install Security Cameras for Video Monitoring.

    Now Lets Get To The Good Part....

    -$0 Activation ( $99 Value ..... To save up for 2017 T&D Cruise its going to be EPIC!! you don't want to miss it )

    -*$159 Back ( #NeverForget )

    We are a local family owned business looking to help out the BDM family .

    *Subject to 36 month agreement, credit check and approval required.

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    Trinity Tattoo Company Hookup

    Hey Scumbags! Since a bunch of you poor-o's still haven't signed up for a BDM membership we figured we'd help you out! We're going to offer a $35 discount on any tattoo over $159. In trade we want you to take the $35 savings and buy a BDM yearly subscription and help Dan put another floor on his mansion! All you need to do is come into the shop and ask for Jorge or Derek and touch tips and you get the discount....it couldn't be much simpler. (Or if you are already a BDM, Live up to your BDM status and pocket the discount!)

    This discount is only good on tattoos, and only with Jorge or Derek.

    Please mention the add before receiving the tattoo and or making an appointment for the tattoo.

    If you'd like to see our work, check www.trinitytattoo.com or on Instagram!

    Jorge is @tat1onu and Derek is @derekthebeard on Instagram!

    Thanks and we looking forward to welcoming you into being a true, scumbag! #SFT

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    Ahoy Cruises Hookup

    This is the deal, if you are a fan of Tom & Dan we like you already, so what we will do is either take a percentage of what we make (Our personal commission) and give it back to you as an On Board Credit to use as you please on cruises 7 days or longer.

    On shorter cruises we will throw something in your room, like a squid or some chocolate covered Strawberries. But rest assured with 67 cruises under our collective belts, we will make sure we pair the right cruise for your wacky lifestyle!

    So either hit us up on facebook or e-mail us, or even better give us a call!

    407-923-4014 Between 8am - 8pm daily!


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    G&D Electrical LLC Hookup

    If you mention Tom & Dan you get 10% off your bill or project!

    We are a State Certified Electrical Contractor.
    We can handle any and all of your electrical needs.
    Call 24 hours a day:
    (407) 476-8999

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    Protection First Alarm And Video Hookup

    We have a awesome T&D community, and as a fellow BDM we wanted to spread the love and help you save you money!

    Let us at Protection First Alarm & Video take care of your Home Automation , Video Surveillance and Home Security needs.

    Sign Up for Home Automation or An Alarm System and:

    All listeners will get the best available price.

    All Non BDM will get a Year Subscription to TOM & DAN !!

    All active BDM will receive 3 months of monitoring!!

    Sign up for Video Surveillance and receive 10% off

    Like Us On Facebook

    Visit Our Website

    Call And Speak To Us Directly.


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    Emerald Plumbing Hookup

    Emerald Plumbing is a full-service Orlando Plumber. We are also the Metro Orlando RePipe Specialist! Nobody touches us for quality and professionalism! Most homes are repiped in one day with drywall completed on the 2nd day. We are the least intrusive plumbing company in town, cutting the least amount of drywall! Serving Orlando, Winter Park, Oviedo, Maitland, Heathrow, Longwood, Belle Isle, Windermere, Lake Mary and surrounding areas.

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    Deli Fresh Threads Hookup

    Sandwiches + T-shirts = Deli Fresh Threads

    Scumbags if you enjoy sandwiches and like wearing t-shirts

    Check out  DeliFreshThreads.com

    All T&D fans get 15% OFF using code:



    Live in Central Florida?  Come out to one of my monthly #SandwichEatUp events

    Follow me on FacebookTwitter, & Instagram

  • EMS

    EMS Mobile Detailing Hookup

    For being a Tom & Dan loyal listener, we are offering you this hook up for an $89.00 Full detail. That's a $60 discount! We come to you home or work. We are totally self sufficient. We bring our unique Spot free cleaning solution and power source, so we need nothing from you to complete the service.

    ***Additional FREE Follow up VIP wash for BDM's (BDM sticker MUST be on the Vehicle at time of detail)


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    Hatcher insurance, Inc. Hookup

    Your Official T&D hookup for insurance is finally here!

    If you like getting the best possible service, competitive rates, and doing business with a fellow listener, we are the agency for you. We will go out and navigate the insurance markets for you, ensuring you are getting placed with the best company for your individual needs.

    We offer insurance coverage for Home, Auto, Life, and Business.
    Call us today to see what we can do for you.
    (407) 841-2686 x 119
    Free Tip touch and koozie for any policy that we quote for you!



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