For some reason, my picture taking skills have been a bit lacking lately. I’m not sure why I don’t have a picture of comedian Earthquake when he was in here on Friday. Odd. So here’s a picture of me and the girls when we went to meet Daniel Tiger on Saturday. Mai LOVES Daniel Tiger but I’m not sure she was expecting him to be 6’8. I’m pretty sure she wanted him closer to the size he is on the show – but it was still super fun. You know, just doing the Dad thing. I dig it.

On this week’s show:

-Carrot Top calls in

-Potty training

-Tummy c**

-Compressed milk ducts

-Crying loads

-Fat girls -paps out

-Screaming nazi owl

-Nursing homes

-You wanna hear my meme?

-Uncircumsized makes you hornier?

So that’s about it! I guess the next time you hear us, we’ll be getting ready to go on “The 2017 Tom and Dan Cruise.” I need some ocean time. I think I’ve been working way too much and just need some beach time to reset my brain. As always, thanks to all of you for listening and for participating in the show. You guys rule.

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