• May 14

    Show #314 – House of Grey Thighs


    Annoy Your Friends

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      Hey there gang! Welcome to today’s “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” podcast! We’re really glad that you’re here and we’re really sorry that the show is a day early – but not really because we’re all going on the Tom and Dan Cruise!!! Let’s not waste anytime and go to the tape:

      -Tom’s baby got him sick

      -Cures for illnesses

      -Wawa étiquette

      -Blind people and touch-screens


      -House of Grey Thighs

      -Craigslist gone bad

      -Tom sold a pelican case and Dan’s upset

      -All scumbag listeners pick up the phone during the day

      -Mattresses-worst thing to buy used?


      -Diarrhea gums

      -Race check boxes on paperwork

      -Tom and Dan gay stickers?

      -Affirmative action

      -“GAY!” origin still a mystery..

      -P silencer

      -Travis is now #SenorFrog

      -Racist meme

      -Tom is Old Forgetful Bastard

      -Skeet shooting on a cruise

      We can’t thank you enough for the supporting the show and make sure and check out TomandDan.com if you need more content or lots of the latest T&D merch.

      All the best,


      Posted By dan on May 14 2015 | Comments (5)

      • Benmark

        Are you guys going to get some of those regular large sized Bad at Life shirts in? I need one so people know how terrible I am and to stay away at all costs.

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Working on that. Please hold.

      • Benmark

        BTW, Prolosec is a heartburn medication, you motherfuckerer.

      • CB

        Why is Dan’s head on the female body? Thought it would have made more sense that Tom’s head would have been there since he has the same breast size.

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Dammit. We blew it.


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