• Feb 01

    Show #197 – Seńor Dan and Pop Rocks. (Show Recap…)


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      Thanks as always for listening to the show and for taking time to download the show and whatnot. We are SO happy to have all of you and create this nice little family. (Wow…that’s way too positive for me. Seriously.) Thanks for Kendra and Carmen who came in today. They’re awesome ladies and we’re so glad that they came in. On today’s show:

      It’s another “Dan’s Mom Fart-o-gram.”

      Too much wine.

      Ping pong – birthday party Feb 15th

      Not designed for a 32′ neck

      Wine and Beans

      This is maybe horribly insulting…

      No my first name is Doctor, idiot.

      He doesn’t believe in pre-cum.

      Dan Marino’s love child

      Taint Sneeze Pain

      Smooth Penis

      Porn Favorites

      Boner Break

      I’m’a Dan Marino your ass tonight… – Black God

      Mr. MacGruber: Small Dick Pooro

      Andy Treehorn on prostitutes

      Andy>Dan Marino

      Sponsored by Pop Rocks

      Zimbabwe broke


      S. Korean Jerks

      Comedy war stories

      Laser on the V?

      Thanks again for listening. Please remember that Tom has dropped the prices on “Red” Tom and Dan hats to 15 bucks and all orders for the next week, you get a free door hanger. Yep. That’s right. You’ve  got a one week of reprieve from Ol’ Tom Vann – Money Man. Good stuff. We do orders on Tuesday and they’re hand screwed up by Tom and Dan. Please be sure to rate us 5-stars and leave us a funny review on iTunes.

      We’ll see you guys next week.

      All the best,


      Posted By dan on February 1 2013 | Comments (5)

      • http://twitter.com/DoubleDag Ben Bacharach-White

        I was listening live at work, trying to hold in the laughter… I’m pretty sure everyone thought I was crying. Between the BDM show and this one, Best week of shows ever! I’ll never see pop-rocks the same again.

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Thanks man! We’re really glad that you liked them. Spread the word to those that you know “don’t know.”

      • Pendejo

        “Quack Like a Duck” (the Michael Bolton version) was playing in my head this morning when I woke up. That is not cool. You’ve damaged me. I’m calling John Morgan.

      • BDM June

        this one was a classic! fire Ross keep Carmen!!! j/k #pieceofshit #bdm

      • Josh

        Where can I listen to this episode again? Archives only go back to #218, I used to have it saved but deleted to save space, really just looking for the Michael Bolton song lol


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