• Feb 24

    Show #150 – a sexy cocktail party. (Show Rundown…)


    Annoy Your Friends

      We absolutely love going out and doing a show on the road. We might not have the best equipment…but we’re never above or below finding cheap sh*t that will get the job done for our particular need. Most of the time when we go out, it’s just me and Tom. (The recorded that we use has 2 XLR inputs and nothing more.) Thanks to our friend Simon for making us a Y Cable to mount more than one mic so we can now go out and mount at least 4 mic’s during one single broadcast!!!

      Today’s guest is an old friend…some might say the olders and most faithful friend of the show…Tiffany Martin. She’s got her band “Dollface” which we talk about a little bit…but most of it is just random sh*t…

      On today’s show:

      The drive to Shipyard Brew Pub

      Tom’s kidneys are 30 years old

      Tiffany and yelling at girls

      Mug #22

      “The Closest to Bud Light.”

      Tom and Dan Photography

      Tiff in LA with Dollface

      Tiff has a disease

      Ram Jammin’

      Who makes up fashion?

      Phone Couples


      Thanks to all of you that download. Next week, we’ll be back in the home studio and we’ll give you as much info on the 3rd Anniversay Meet-Up as we possible can…it’s going to be insane. Don’t forget to clear the 31st of March for all things “Mediocre.” That is th date that everything is going down and we expect to see all of you in full effect that night…downtown! (Did I give enough clues…???)

      día de los mediocres is coming…

      Are you ready for a celebration of all things average?


      Posted By dan on February 24 2012 | Comments (24)

      • Scott

        a simple fuck yes is in order.

      • Obscureobservation

        When did D.J. Connor replace Tom Vann… -__-

      • http://www.facebook.com/Bokeypunk Eric Holland

        I like Tom’s shirt.  I t makes him look 29ish.

        But I really do like his shirt.

      • Pimp Dick

        I like those big ol sloppers on that bitch in the middle, want to jizz all over them fakeo’s

        • Limp Shrimp Pimp Dick

          There is a difference in being a scumbag T&D fan and a douche bag… You sir, crossed into d bag territory…

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kaylei-Dorer/100003129255761 Kaylei Dorer

            u have seen a d bag cleaned one maybe with the a big old nasty pipe cleaner.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kaylei-Dorer/100003129255761 Kaylei Dorer

        pimp dick u make scumbags look like g word fags

      • Big C

        Dan is at the perfect height

      • Scumbag #826

        The audio cuts out right at the 2:00 hr mark.

        I was anxious to find out if Dan’s dick felt better then Tom’s.

        I guess we will never know …

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          People still complain and think that it’s an actual mistake. Hmmmmm…and it happens every time…hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000134041505 Jay Crile

            If only there was a way to have Tom and Dan on 5 days a week for 4 hours a day. I guess you guys don’t want sponsors because that would compromise your freedom to do whatever you want.  I respect that, and therefore appreciate the 2 hours of dick and balls jokes I get to listen to each week.

            • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

              And the guys appreciate you downloading and spreading the word. 

        • Ocaladuck

          Yes , it does feel better.

      • Kelly

        cute picture

      • Kelly

        cute picture

      • Lily

        Tom & Dan and Samuel were traveling in a train wagon along with  Hot ass Tiffany and one ugly fat chick. As the train went through a tunnel and everything got dark, everyone heard a loud Bitch slap.

        As the train left the tunnel, Samuel had a red cheek. Hot ass Tiffany thought: hum Samuel wanted to feel me up, instead he felt up the fat chick and she bitch slapped him.

        The fat chick thought: Hum, Samuel wanted to feel-up Tiffany and she bitch slapped him.

        Samuel thought: Hum, Tom & Dan felt-up Tiffany and incorrectly bitch slapped me.

        Tom & Dan thought: Let’s hope we go through another tunnel so we can bitch slap Samuel AGAIN!!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=702596121 Thesaurus Rex

        This is probably the worst show you guys have ever done. Tiffany may be hot but she’s not interesting enough to listen to for an hour, non-stop. Also, you can’t see her anyway, so what’s the point? It was worse than the zoo.

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan


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