• Jul 23

    How to shit like you’re homeless.

    dan

    Annoy Your Friends


      When you’re homeless “real-man” and you need to poo you must first find a suitable I-4 overpass pilar to shit on. You can do this by crazily searching for untouched concrete while you clean your legs with a stolen scrub brush using rain water. Once you’ve found the perfect spot, you must then lean your back against the cold, rounded structure and ever so gently spray-shit a perfect line all the way down to the ground. It’s perfect! Couldn’t have made a finer line with a ruler! Fin.

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      Posted By dan on July 23 2012 | Comments (8)

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