• Sponsor plugs for Bart Merrick realtors and Just Call Mo
• Wordplay with Hot Crystal Van/Rainy Bart Merrick
• Housing market slow, Fed rates, experience matters, houses sitting, real estate biggest decision
• Friday free show announced
• Seth Petruzzelli guest, first appearance in years, brings daughter Vera
• Jokes about health, colonoscopy, IAS syndrome
• Baby sounds on mic, Dan’s CTE/death song
• Parenting sacrifices, kids growing fast, dance studio life
• Seth juggling dojo, house sale stress, slanted room, inspectors nitpicking
• House dropped from \$1.799M to \$1.299M
• Million-dollar homes common now, Trump house in Winter Park lowers appeal
• Seth reads Brown Bear to Vera, dad life fulfilling
• Dojo students still testing, but marketing neglected
• Friends like Jackal help, his daughter earns black belt
• Vera choking scares, anti-choking device, treadmill running gag
• Butt cancer jogging jokes
• Seth bullied as “mop head,” dad threatened principal with karate death blow
• Tommy adjusting to sixth grade, awkward transitions, name-using debate
• Seth recalls Christian school and Bishop Varel drug issues
• Seth’s boat broke after sitting too long
• Looking for female roommate to help babysit Vera, prefers no dogs, okay with reptiles
• Parenting challenges with Vera’s SpaghettiOs diet
• Ongoing B6 toxicity muscle twitching
• Vera learning karate punches in Japanese
• Music break: Teen Mortgage “Box”
• Hollerbach’s German Restaurant wins Best Restaurant 2025
• Praised for schnitzel, sausage platter, pork shank, spätzle, kids menu
• New T\&D pins available, Knight’s Table events
• Straw hats by Hittin Skins/Danger Brain
• Fantasy Football draft on Twitch with catering from The Joint
• Pinball Dudes tournament with Ross and EJ, better camera setup
• Draft frustrations
• Max learning breakdancing, hitting windmills, hopes to impress peers
• Dan recalls drumming at black church, excitement for son’s moments
• Listener Jeff “Nutman” visits, therapist, offers Tom scraping therapy for “limp cock foot”
• MRI inconclusive, willing to try gua sha
• Miami Heat guard Marcos Perez stole 400+ jerseys/memorabilia, sold \$1.9M
• LeBron Finals jersey resold \$3.7M
• Items from Wade, Butler, Bosh, Mourning, Shaq
• Lack of cameras allowed theft, facing 10 years
• Dolphins security family tie mentioned
• Tyreek Hill cleats worth \~\$10K
• Caller Rob’s recurring butt abscess, hospital lancing, embarrassing but funny
• Fiber supplements and clean bowel jokes
• Caller recalls Sarasota Pee-wee Herman theater, Guthrie’s gut box
• Make-A-Wish survivor “owe back” jokes
• Peanut roadside stories
• Local rapper MC Search, Pete Nice memorabilia scam
• Music by White Reaper, Bowling Shoes
• Sponsor Modern Plumbing Industries offering discounts and installs
• Jen joins, surname debates, euphonium joke, Becca in jazz band
• Hogan death rumor
• Jen fixes engines, bad financial decisions, Gateway PC, Mars Music credit spree, Technics 1200s
• Pregnant in court with detoxing lawyer
• Blockbuster decline stories, stealing media, renting consoles, like Home Depot waste
• Insurance jobs pay well but hated
• Jen considering insurance, influencer idea dismissed, maybe producer
• Crystal stops in for peanuts
• Food service memories
• Blockbuster porn rental awkwardness
• Norm and Crystal contributions
• 3D printing toys, micropenises, valve caps
• Scandinavian kaffeost voicemail, Viking toughness
• Voicemail about orgasms
• Heat warning
• Viral Bijan Robinson drill
• Dan scooter photoshoot, motorcycle safety, Brad Hines death, SeaWorld ride memory
• Bike discomfort, anatomy jokes, DCF concerns
• Jen birthday wishes, insurance job search, old silly emails
• Show wrap-up and comedic disclaimer

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