• Discussion of Jeff’s Bagel Run and its rotating bagel flavors
• Mention of carrot cake bagel with cannoli cream cheese
• Dan tried hot sauce Cheez-It bagel, Maisie’s favorite
• Fruity Cereal and Sprinkles bagels featured for the weekend
• Encouragement to use the Jeff’s Bagel Run app and hashtag TDBagel
• Listeners sharing their bagel experiences post-runs
• Shoutout to Jeff and the value of listener feedback
• Dan and Maisie love the pimento cream cheese
• Show begins from the Just Call Moe Studio
• Reference to a viral baby whale video clip
• Dan and Andrea celebrate 15th wedding anniversary at Otto’s High Dive
• Otto’s praised for oysters and Latin food vibe
• Dan jokes about telling Andrea to “hop up on this baby whale”
• Dan introduces the “going crazy” 2025-26 plan: ponytail, gold/platinum tooth, face tattoo
• Sabrina from News Junkie consulted about gold tooth
• Heinz Brazil makes gold teeth bottle openers for condiment packets
• Joke about Dan being on the cutting edge of weird trends
• Chatroom comment compares Dan to the fat kid from Hook
• Brendan playfully defended as the coolest guy in the room
• Mention of BDM Appreciation Party happening tomorrow
• Shoutout to Danger Brain for branding and BDM shirt design
• Appreciation of sponsors: Just Call Moe, Fairvilla, Pyro Spot, White Claw, Todd Burney, Marshall Bone Construction
• Listener Justin flew in for the BDM event
• Listener Suzette flying in, excitement over community gathering
• Dan reflects on listeners traveling in for the event as deeply meaningful
• April Jennifer Troy to perform a whip and magic show at the party
• Jokes and confusion around “erotic whip show” phrasing
• April described as magician, whipstress, scientist, and beautiful Asian woman
• Dan says April and her wife seem very happy and successful
• Mention of a “skidoo” and Dan being high
• April asked if she could wear a “bikino” to the event
• Term ‘bikino’ invented by Tom and Dan — possibly a male bikini
• Recap of Moe’s Celebrity Bowling Tournament
• Brendan wore a Moe jumpsuit
• Tom and Dan’s outfits debated — Barf vs. Splinter
• Dan jokes about shaving pubes with a BIC razor and baby oil
• BDM show shoutout with Sam and Ross
• Brendan teased as Oompa Loompa
• Dan says Brendan trained fans to roast him like a cuck
• Praise for Jason Guy’s kindness and memory for details
• John Busteker roasted for snark and fake parking promise
• Dan made a ‘Pop That Bussy’ shirt of Busteker with crazy teeth
• Brendan skipped drag for a conservative event
• Brendan avoids fake breasts outdoors for safety
• Brendan says recent sex was disappointing due to soreness and pubes
• Dan emailed his surgeon sarcastically: “dear butcher”
• Dan wants Dansby’s paw prints tattooed under his eye
• Discussion of Dan’s transformation and ponytail plan
• Dan frustrated by post-surgery recovery
• Dan jokes about having sex while sore, calls himself “The Littlest Mummy”
• Discussion of Canadian Easter vs. Dan’s church-filled childhood Easter
• Brendan recalls water guns and egg hunts inside
• Dan got an AR-style Intertech squirt gun with banana clip
• Realistic toy guns discussed — police stories and orange tip laws
• Men slapping balls in parks as part of new “rewilding” trend
• Will Blunderfield’s semen retention yoga and pee drinking
• Dan jokes about “gooning” and a man named Nautica Malone dying
• Chatroom jokes about “goonicide” and “gunneral”
• Debate about flashing in bikini café drive-thru and intent
• Dog the Bounty Hunter blamed orange juice for public masturbation
• Locker room story: Antonio drying off while playing big band music
• Dan compares himself to Darkman during awkward anniversary sex
• Bungalow on the Bus recorded live with Tom and Dan
• Andrea lost 17 lbs with Dr. Powers’ InBody program
• Dan lost 15 lbs doing macros
• Dr. Powers confirmed for BDM Appreciation Event
• Brendan called “erroneous” by City Hall
• Campo Fiore café blocked by scaffolding — faux marble failing

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