Thanks to all of you kids for checking out today’s show. I don’t think that I’ve laughed that hard in a really, really long time. Although we entitled today’s show “Scruff McGruff”, the funniest part to me was the “Tom Ticket Challenge” falling into complete chaos. And when I say complete chaos…I mean COMPLETE CHAOS. I have never laughed harder!!! Truly.

On today’s show:

-Porn

-Lazy Uberman

-Food remorse

-Burn the French witch

-Dobots

-Refunds

-#GiveHImBread

-Cockamamy schemes from wild men

Hey there gang!

This is one of the most exciting things that we’ve done in the history of the podcast – “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” is the first podcast in the history of Halloween Horror Nights to be an official media partner!

We’re SO stoked about this milestone and you can really help us out with this one! We know that a great deal of you guys already plan on getting tickets (I know …

Thanks to all of you for downloading. We’ve got the BDM event tomorrow and Tom and I are busy getting ready for that so lets get right to it. Here’s what we talked about today:

-Jimmy 159 is here

-Jimmy’s camper

-Diaper genies

-College is a business

-Tom and Jimmy’s escape plan from Dan

-Jimmy’s cooking show

-#FoodPoison

-“Bad at Life” competition

-Pillow fights

-Rapid fire with the Eagle

-Drunk public sex

-Old school porn

-Old commercials

Thanks kids…BDM’s – …

We’re sorry (or not sorry) that the show is a little aryl this week. Tom and I will be taking a little bit of time to be with our families and then we’ll be back at it on Monday. We’re doing our best to crank out all of the shows that we need so we can take time off – but you will still get all of the shows that we like to promise. As you know – we’re not …

Hey there kids! Thanks for joining us today for another “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” podcast. We’ve really been trying to step up the action on ALL shows and we really hope that you’re enjoying what we’ve been bringing to the table! You guys are the best listeners in the world and we’re trying to make sure that what we do reflects that.

Real quick – ladies – your shirts mailed yesterday! We were …