We’re sorry (or not sorry) that the show is a little aryl this week. Tom and I will be taking a little bit of time to be with our families and then we’ll be back at it on Monday. We’re doing our best to crank out all of the shows that we need so we can take time off – but you will still get all of the shows that we like to promise. As you know – we’re not …

Hey there kids! Thanks for joining us today for another “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” podcast. We’ve really been trying to step up the action on ALL shows and we really hope that you’re enjoying what we’ve been bringing to the table! You guys are the best listeners in the world and we’re trying to make sure that what we do reflects that.

Real quick – ladies – your shirts mailed yesterday! We were …

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We have the best listeners in the world! We really do. You guys are so f’n fun and we’re so glad to have you along for the ride! Tom and I are having a blast and we’re more than glad to have you with us. Thanks! So…here’s the deal:

-Group text fiasco

-Mo’nique funniest interview ever!

-Ladies merch is here!

-Dan and Andrea’s Pho date

-Dan yells at a baby voice Asian

-The “Dangerous Game”

-Cactus …