We were supposed to have Angel from the Real Radio 104.1 evening show, “SBK LIVE” on the show today but we’re going to have to reschedule until early next week. Sorry about that! (We’ll be doing the show either monday or Tuesday next week because Tom will be going out of town. We don’t want you guys to not have a show that week.)

To day was really interesting because in lieu of all of this “cruise ship disaster” talk that’s been going …

Since Tom has really been airing out the embarrassing, old pictures lately…I thought I’d share this beauty with you. Does anything really need to be said about this picture? My wife doing her best Joanbenet and…me. I do sort of look like a super model though…I dare any of our female “scumbags” to say they don’t think I was fucking hot. Smoking…mini Brad Pitt. Real fucking hot. Hot. Lil’ Hottie. Dreamy…

So, those of you that follow me on Twitter will know this but I broke my prized mini-helicopter last week with some pretty advantageous flying. I flew it right into a door jam and I broke the gyro right off of the top of it. (My wife was kind enough to buy me the 7 dollar replacement parts that I needed and I just put it back together today and it’s flying AS GOOD AS NEW! I’m also …

If you’re THIS handicap, should you really be PARKING? I’m all about personal freedom…but I’m also all about scumbag sons getting off their asses and driving their memaw’s to the fucking Winn-Dixie when they need something. Damn…

We’re back in the studio for the latest edition of “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan.” The song that you hear at the beginning of the show is called “Pig Snoots.” (Don’t ask me where Ross found that but it’s pretty damned rad!)

On today’s show:

It’s a job now!

Are pickled pig’s feet really their feet?

A map making call from Puerto Rico. (We can’t really prove that he was calling from there.)

A “Little Bit of Doo Doo” is coming!

Tom’s Crash Video from www.TomandDan.com

Tom …