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Nov 01
857 – The Golden Jokers Plan
Annoy Your Friends

• Bart Marek Team ad; listener Mike’s testimonial
• Bart and Crystal’s experience, communication, and professionalism
• Bart fixed an underpriced listing; guided buyers in a slow market
• Thanks to listeners who use sponsors; long-term client relationships
• Brightline to Fort Lauderdale; checked bags due to size limits
• Bags sent to Miami; staff confusion; no clear protocol
• “Uber plan” to deliver bags to specific cruise ports
• Doubts about entrusting unsupervised luggage to random drivers
• Miscommunication on port; HR contact “Priscilla” looped in
• Bag arrives three minutes before departure; board with relief
• Key West stop; Sam’s crawl with custom tattoos; Firehouse Museum
• Bum Fardo legend; vanished firefighter/drug dealer; local merch
• Torrential rain; closures; listeners helped with rides
• Bimini by golf cart; beaches, local lunch, Nate’s Bimini bread
• Family argument inside Nate’s; still bought bread
• Accidentally in funeral parade; intense, awkward moment
• Note on Bahamian funeral customs; “bad-luck orb” continues
• Cruise trivia dispute over a cheating kid; tempers flare
• Observations on cruise fights and ship disorganization
• Karaoke room chaos: tech issues, unprepared host, random walk-ins
• Emotional show endings; hugs; goodbyes
• Ongoing Twitch: “Sipping with Sammy”; gaming with Travis
• Plan to make music again using a new electronic drum kit; Sweetwater follow-ups
• Dan chooses Pierce the Veil with Max; Turnstile skipped
• Max sings every song; joy through his son’s excitement
• Concert bits: band-shirt norms, TikTok resurgence of songs
• Outfit drama: black tie sent to Miami; painted nails; chain wallet
• Venue bans chain wallets; security hassles; older fans react online
• Personality talk: fixed traits vs growth; therapy and taking initiative
• Halloween segment: define “spooky” (murder, ghost, mystery, supernatural)
• “House of Horrors” (Calcutta): father Aurobinda, son Partha, sister Debjani
• Neighbors report smoke; father found burned; suicide note discovered
• Home in filth; nonstop Joyce Meyer sermons playing
• Debjani’s dressed skeleton; dogs’ bones; months undiscovered
• Partha dines beside her remains; claims nightly visitations
• Notes everywhere; sister coherent, brother obsessive and erratic
• Father plans property split; family mental-health collapse
• Partha institutionalized, later self-immolation like father
• Dyatlov Pass (1959): tents cut from inside; calm barefoot escape
• Bodies with burns/trauma; radios/radiation; lights reported; Bigfoot-like photo
• Theories: avalanche, infrasound, animals, Cold War secrecy
• Pascagoula abduction (1973): Hickson & Parker; blue craft; paralyzed, examined
• Hidden police recording of terrified talk; consistent stories for decades
• Polygraphs/hypnosis/toxicology passed; no fame motive
• Note on unreliable eyewitnesses despite multiple witnesses
• Roast recap: News Junkie event at Dr. Phillips; Pinkman, Sabrina
• Moe Dewitt praised; video intro highlight
• Tuddle introduces C-Lane, not roasting; chaos ensues
• Tuddle rants on modern radio; challenges Ryan Holmes to “stunt off”
• Belt off; demands whippings; storms off; audience stunned
• Radio’s wilder past vs now; jokes about missing “fun”
• Close: thanks to Samantha; plug “Sipping with Sammy”; tease Halloween special at Seth’s; seagrass poison mishap gag###
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