• Show intro from Just Call Moe Studio
• Jeff’s Bagel Run sponsorship, locations, and upcoming Colonial drive-thru (“chive-thru” joke)
• Highlighted menu items: loaded baked potato bagel, fresh spreads, random flavor picks
• Promotion of free app and #TDBagel
• Ross McCoy’s overdrinking and mushroom mishap photos
• New Tom & Dan straw hat and sun shirt on TomandDan.com
• Merch by Hit and Skins with Danger Brains design
• Launch of “Gold Star Ring of Honor” clients: Guardian Water, Bart Merrick, Danger Brains
• Debate on Gold Star criteria (founders, 1095-ers, BDMs, contributors)
• Promotion of Bad at Business Beer Fest & Sofa & Suds (Nov 22–23)
• Drone talk: real estate use, Dan’s old birthday drone, Butler breaking blades, novelty loss
• Colonoscopy age now 45, camera tech, prep with Miralax, Maisie helping, Gatorade texture issues
• Rapid diarrhea effects, butthole grooves theory, squatting evolution, historic fatality of diarrhea
• Anxiety over late procedure time, cancer fears, rude anesthesiologist vs. kind Dr. Patel
• Anesthesia process: sedation effects, enjoyment vs. danger, Michael Jackson/heroin comparison
• Cancer risk rise in younger people tied to processed foods
• Decline in screenings, stool tests like Cologuard, comedian David Jolly refusing scope
• Misconceptions: colonoscopy painless, worst part is prep/fasting
• Insurance issues: denials, costs vs. prevention, profit over care, persistence needed
• Virtual colonoscopy CT scans with dye and digital waste removal
• Stereotype of older Black men avoiding doctors, risk stats debated
• Screenings stopping after 75, comparison to prostate cancer
• ER constipation stories: Steakums/beer, popcorn, near-appendix surgery, morphine use
• Debate on colon cancer risk % (~3–4%)
• Transition to clips for Ross, David Lee Roth audio, Van Halen lore
• Tribute to Brent Hinds (Mastodon)
• Music feature: Steel Beans & The Technic Colors’ “Posh Spice”
• Steel Beans as one-man band; talent vs. work ethic discussion, Adam Murray persistence example
• Entertainers retiring debate: Frankie Valli, Britney Spears’ erratic posts, Roth’s off-pitch vocals
• Praise for Van Halen backing vocals, Boy George adaptation example
• Roth strategies: let crowd sing, backing vocals, tracks
• Megadeth retirement plan, Mustaine vs. Metallica, Sphere speculation
• Sphere concert envy, Orlando wish, Vegas decline from gambling apps
• Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift engagement and celebrity marriage pressures
• Jokes about NFL tight ends’ genitals, Jerry Jones contract comments
• New bands featured: Trapdoor Social, Drain
• Subaru sponsorship (Tony Muget, Mike Stacks), reliability and resale
• Don Mealey Chevrolet promo with J.C. Harrelson (Silverado, Corvette)
• Guardian Water ad via bad Jell-O, reverse osmosis benefits, bottled water criticism
• Guardian Water charity with Yellow Brick Road Foundation
• Ross promoting Just Call Mo Comedy Jam (Oct 2)
• Talk of another Tom & Dan cruise vs. low turnout at free skating events
• Miami Killian High closing: nostalgia, violence history, charter school rise
• Charter schools as businesses, flashy names, housing market impacts
• Debate if more charter schools are good or bad
• Craig’s Pirate Spot thrifting venture: vintage Baltimore warehouse haul, resale market
• Examples: Hawaiian Tropic shirts, Earnhardt Jr. jackets, Echo Unlimited jeans, blank vintage tees
• Idea to print Tom & Dan merch on vintage stock
• Sneaker/apparel decay over time, preservation challenges, History Center input
• Shoe repair, cobblers, disposable vs. repair culture
• Neil deGrasse Tyson on teaching repair, soap pump fix with chopstick
• Underground Metalworks welding school mention
• Pirate Spot warehouse cleanup, Ross grabbing speakers for possible BDM live-sell
• Announcement of Twitch-only post-show with Pinball Dudes, Deadpool machine tourney, gambling element
• Fairness concerns since Andrew is champion, debate on rules
• Promotion of twitch.tv/TomandDanLive
• Pinball show sponsored by ThePinballDudes.net
• BDM show moved to Tuesday post-Labor Day
• Labor Day ACT special with Qualified Captain Aaron Stasiak, special edit by SJ
• DUI/police safety reminders, “We’ll be blunt, don’t drive high” slogan, billboard critiques
• Closing with upcoming shows, disclaimers, and humor

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