Hey there gang!

Welcome to our first show back from the “Tom and Dan Cruise 2015!” In all seriousness, if you’re thinking about going on the one that we’re planning for 2016, we’d love to have you! We had a fantastic time, met some of the most amazing people, and no one died! As Ice Cube would say “Today was a good day.” (Quote totally does not apply.)

On this week’s show:

-Porno Joe has porno powers

-Weird ball hair

Just a quick and heartfelt note to all of the listeners that joined us on this years “Tom and Dan Cruise.”

I’ve been on shitloads of cruises. SHITLOADS. (My wife, Andrea, has been on far more than me – trumps me by about 20 or so…) With that said, I have never – NEVER – NEVER – NEVER – cruised with a finer group of listeners. No drama. No issues. Nothing but fun and a fantastic time had by all! …

Hey there gang! Welcome to today’s “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” podcast! We’re really glad that you’re here and we’re really sorry that the show is a day early – but not really because we’re all going on the Tom and Dan Cruise!!! Let’s not waste anytime and go to the tape:

-Tom’s baby got him sick

-Cures for illnesses

-Wawa étiquette

-Blind people and touch-screens

-Tighty-whities

-House of Grey Thighs

-Craigslist gone bad

-Tom sold a pelican …

Hey there gang!

Sorry that it took me a day to get this recap and everything up on the site. Tom and I had to work the Orlando City game yesterday so we really didn’t have time to finish up all of the little things that we normally do after the show. Apologies. I know that most of you are beyond cool about something like this but I’m not a fan – I like to get everything done. “No blog …

Hey there folks!

Thanks for listening to this week’s episode of “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan.” For those of you that have been with us for quite some time, you guys know that this week has been a bit of a whirlwind. (Although I’m not really sure what a whirlwind actually is in that I have never really experienced an actual “whirl of wind” in real life. I’m assuming that it’s a mass of papers, tasks that need …