Last night, Tom and I had the pleasure of taking what might be the best selfie we have taken or will ever take. Purple is infectious and who did we talk to at the Orlando City match? None other than comedians Cedric the Entertainer and George Lopez! These were some of the nicest guys that you’d ever meet and they were all about the “Orlando City.” Thanks for being so cool guys and for giving Tom and me a cool …

Good morning folks!

I hope that this blog post finds you well. I’m sitting here listening to the new Dr. Dre “Compton” album and watching my wife try to trim my newborn daughter’s finger nails. Now THIS is fucking comedy! Maisie loves music! We started with George Michael, a carry over from one of Mommy’s dumb 90’s channels. Then we moved on to Harry Connick Jr. and she loved that classic big band jazz. Then we tried punk rock and …

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On this week’s AMT:

-Shannon Burke not allowed on ACT

-Tom got in …

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On today’s show:

-Tom’s wife goes into labor and Tom panics

-Tom hates Google

-Balls are the ultimate skin tag

-Lactation consultants

-MILF porn

-Sh*ts off!

-Birthday cake piñata

-Tom explains kids

-Tom almost burns his house down #AvocadoFire

-Hulk Hogan gets kicked out of WWE

-Dad of the year competition

-Tommy pouches his …