We’ll…it’s here! It’s the EVE of Diá de los Mediocres and we’re super excited to see you guys! Don’t forget that the first 200ish people through the door at the Wall Street Cantina are going to get a free “Official Tom and Dan Pain Pill Holder.” You’re not gonna wanna miss that. Get there early and you also get a free “Cantina Rita.” (It’s the Wall Street Cantina signature drink…) Need info…check out the commercial on TomandDan.com

On today’s show:

Other uses for pain …

We’re just one week away from the biggest AMT event that we’ve ever done. You’ll hear the spot play before todays show if you need details but it’s “Dia de los Mediocres” or the day of the average. This is where we all get together and celebrate the 3rd full year of “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan.” We hope to see every single one of you guys out there…seriously.

On today’s show:

Dis de los Mediocres

We’re terrible business men.

Sorry Earl Funk

HELICOPTERS!

A business …

First of all…we NOW HAVE HATS!!!

Check out TomandDan.com and check out our new “Cool Dude” hats…and other bullish*t. You’ll find something that you like…we promise.

On today’s show:

Bike Week

“Put Your Chaps On!”

Roids

High Blood Pressure

Leaky A$$holes

Yeast Infections

Tiffany and Dollface’s “We Just Want to F” song…

Punk Rock Dad

Pee-Wee James

“Call the Moil!”

Fake caller = BUSTED

Calling England…another clip show?

The longest intro EVER.

Thanks to everyone that listens and downloads the show. You guys are the best. Don’t forget that “Diá de los Mediocres” is coming up on the …

…in case you needed to know what’s going on and wanted to pass it on…

dan

First of all, we’re sorry. We’re sorry about how tired we are today. We blew it. This is the worst show that we’ve ever done…bottom line. We know it. And we’re willing to except it. It’s cool. Tom is super tired from the day job and I’ve been dealing with some family issues and I’m stretched a little too thin. It’s cool…I’m sure you’ll find a few gems in there.

 

Included in today’s show:

Mystery Science Porno Theater 3000

…Counting Sheep

What’s wrong with Ben Franklin

Tudd…Samuel …