So the wives wanted us to take them to the Pumpkin Patch and to Mt. Dora. This single audio tape is the result. Thanks to the scum bags that we met in Mt. Dora and thanks to the wonderful Pumpkin Patch…cheapest place in the world for the rarest pumpkins. Don’t spend 25 bucks on any of those Winter Park “trendy-ass” pumpkins…this place…you can get three rad pumpkins for the exact same price!

Some little guy was straight up getting in massive trouble while …

So today we had in Erik Stolhanske from “Super Troopers” and “Beerfest” on the show today. Just like we told you in the Tom and Dan #Snootsletter that we never planned that. It just so happens that Tom knows a girl named Tiffany that married Steve Leme…and then we know Tiffany (Tiffany Martin formally of Dollface) and she sent our buddy Brit George and Erik our way. He’s in a new movie called “RockBarnes” that’s appearing tomorrow night (Sat. Oct. 19th) at …

Today was strange. Tom was grumpy…and I’m super, super, super tired. But we ended on a massively high note…with the wonky story. (Don’t ask…just listen.) Thanks to Juan from the Cask and Lader for coming in…he made us hot sauce and it’s frigg’n outstanding. OUTSTANDING! We might even be selling this in the weeks to come. We’re working on it for #snootsgiving! Trust me…you’ll love it. Thanks for downloading the show…spread the word…and be sure and rate us 5 stars on iTunes. …

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We’ve got Samantha filling in for Ross. He’s home with a sick kid and wasn’t able to make it in today. We love him and his family and we hope that his little guy is …

Today was a crazy day! Just SO much going on…and so much fun. It’s hard for me to type this because everything is starting to blend together. First of all…Happy Birthday to Ross and we had a blast of a time out with him at The Other Bar to see his open mic night and to celebrate his birth. We love you Ross…you’re the man and we’re really glad that you joined us. Thanks for letting us give you $h1t. Today we …