• May 23

    Show #315 – Horse Boyz


    Annoy Your Friends

      Hey there gang!

      Welcome to our first show back from the “Tom and Dan Cruise 2015!” In all seriousness, if you’re thinking about going on the one that we’re planning for 2016, we’d love to have you! We had a fantastic time, met some of the most amazing people, and no one died! As Ice Cube would say “Today was a good day.” (Quote totally does not apply.)

      On this week’s show:

      -Porno Joe has porno powers

      -Weird ball hair

      -Tom’s cough crazy

      -Tom might have alcohol withdrawals

      -Tom suffers from “drunk eyes”

      -Ross’ son got a fake sharks tooth necklace

      -Pokemon market in schools

      -Boomerangs as weapons

      -Tom’s vasectomy plans

      -Tom’s nanny is making his son soft

      -We talk to a castrated gentleman

      -Dan’s Mom finally picks up the phone

      -Dan’s Mom was a juvenile corrections counselor

      -Old LSD man

      -Duggar family scandal

      -Tom can’t spell

      -Tom Vann: Man Part

      -Sh*t pie

      -Offensive shirts

      -Horse Boyz

      -Snail t’s

      -Cone bras

      We’re going to have tons of new merch on the site in the upcoming weeks. If you’re looking for something in particular then you might want to order as quickly as possible. Seriously. Not saying that to drive sales – I just get tons of email from peeps disappointed that we’re out of their particular size shirt or hat. Get on it!

      You guys are the best and Tom and I really hope that you’re digging all of the content that we’re trying to provide for you.

      All the best,


      Posted By dan on May 23 2015 | Comments (3)

      • Terry Hogan

        That infomercial was worse that being in the Iron Sheik’s camel clutch, brother. Is this A Lousy Time w/ Kevin & Smith show all of the sudden? Hope you’re eating your vitamins, dude.

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          As with anything that we do, you are more than welcome to fast forward through it, uh, brother. We do our best to balance everything – if you don’t like it – head to the gym and take a few bumps. You’ll be ok.

          • Terry Hogan

            It’s hard for the Hulkster to use a touch screen, dude. My beautiful daughter Brooke loads all my music before I hit the gym. You try adjusting your Zune when doing 150 lb curls, brother.


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