First of all, we’re sorry. We’re sorry about how tired we are today. We blew it. This is the worst show that we’ve ever done…bottom line. We know it. And we’re willing to except it. It’s cool. Tom is super tired from the day job and I’ve been dealing with some family issues and I’m stretched a little too thin. It’s cool…I’m sure you’ll find a few gems in there.

Included in today’s show:

Mystery Science Porno Theater 3000

…Counting Sheep

What’s wrong with Ben Franklin

Tudd…Samuel calls in

EJ’s fat assistant

The size of toilets

French Fries and Tony Robin’s Teeth

#DadJoke

As I type this…Tom is cracking up. Seriously. A long day and not the best show that we’ve done…but at least we’re honest with you about that. We’re not gonna try to BS ya…

Don’t forget about Día de los Mediocres…at Wall Street Cantina on the 31st of March. It’s gonna be a hell of a good time!!!

We’ll make up for it next week,

dan