• Oct 11

    FREE SONG DOWNLOAD! “Hark! Sons of the Grand King (The Legend of Dragon Titties) Part. 1″

    dan

    Annoy Your Friends

      We wanted to do something for Halloween and the month of October…

      So Tom and I love wasting time and we’ve been known to be really bad at business. One of the worst things that you can do as a podcast is decide mid-stream that you want to be a European Power Metal band, drunkenly write a song, spend at least a month working on it and recording it, and then buy a bunch of shirts with your fake metal band’s logo printed on them and promote a fake east coast tour. So…that’s EXACTLY what we decided to do. Enjoy the song “Hark! Sons of the Grand King (The Legend of Dragon Titties) Part. 1″ and download it for free. Also, take a trip to our merch department and pick up the extremely limited 2013-14 tour shirt, complete with all of the stops on the fake tour.

      GET THE SHIRT HERE!

      Look…we were really drunk at CaddyShanks…and we followed through. That’s the thing about us…we’re f’n going to follow through with all ideas…good or bad! ALL OF THEM!

      We hope you enjoy it as much as we enjoyed writing it and laughing our dicks off. (Pun intended.) Oh…and major thanks to Eddie for always providing us with amazing art for our stupid ideas. A fantastic artist and a fantastic person! Most of you will know his work from “Goodbye Razzles” and the “Rick Ross #Snoots” shirts. He’s a badass. Thanks again, dude!

      For those of you that subscribe, the song will appear in the normal area that you get your podcasts. Just in case, here’s an external link to the song:

      “Hark! Sons of the Grand King (The Legend of Dragon Titties) Part. 1″

      Look up in the skies!

      dan

      Posted By dan on October 11 2013 | Comments (8)

      Comments
      • mugoo

        best….flute solo……ever….

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Thanks so much! It took forever…

      • stew

        the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard… here’s $20.

      • JohnsonArms

        You guys did a great job and I hope you’ll enjoy being elitist hundredaires after this goes viral!

      • J-ROD

        I can’t remember why I just ordered this Dragon shirt…oh yeah, it’s got tits on it!

      • eazyethan

        so you guys had enough time to create this steaming piece, but you haven’t cut a track with D-Rugg?!? C’mon, I can’t wait to hear Tom rap! Flute solo is f*cking incredible.

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Haha. Yes and yes. Sadly…and to give you a real answer…when you do everything “in house”, it’s just so much easier to schedule things. Or, in the case of this song, to record in your panties. You understand.

      • frazz

        I burnt my dick off making popcorn

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