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    Premium Recap – Tom and Dan and their zits.


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      Posted By dan on November 30 2012 | Comments (56)

      • Timothy N.

        It’s first video and they are already talking about dicks.

        Best $3 I’ve ever spent! 😀

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          We’re glad you like it. It’s only going to get better…

      • http://twitter.com/CurtisJRiley Curtis Riley

        So happy always wondered what the bathroom looked like! This part of the site is gonna get fun I can tell already

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          We hope so. You guys will have EVERYTHING to do with that…

      • Matt

        I do have a bigger cock!

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Prove it.

      • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

        Thanks for hanging out in this section, guys…we should have a brand new show for you on Tuesday. And don’t forget that you’re going to get one intro’d “OG” show each week! Thanks for the help…you guys are really keeping this thing going!

        • http://www.facebook.com/sean.mclaurin1 Sean McLaurin

          Fantastic!!!! I’m so glad you guys finally pulled the trigger on this paid membership idea. I have never been more happy to spend three dollars and I a must say I would pay a lot more if it would keep this show afloat. I just called my brother to get him signed up as well. Keep it up guys!

          • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

            :) We’re trying. It’s all a learning experience and we’re just glad that you guys are with us for the ride. It’s gonna be a blast and after this week…it needs to be! Haha

      • http://www.facebook.com/jss.svge Jesse Savage

        I feel so fuckin’ premium right now.

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          You are. You are indeed. Arguably one of our better looking “premium” members.

      • http://www.facebook.com/edgar.engberg Edgar Allen Engberg III

        Super excited guys. Also, Tom never ever shave your mustache.

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Thanks. Tom’s ‘stache is wonderful.

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          He plans to keep it for 18 months.

      • http://www.facebook.com/zendehoag Zenas DeHoag

        Already got my 3 bucks worth with the bathroom tour including “mega weens.” Everything else is gravy. Thanks for this, guys, and glad I could do my small part to keep the mediocrity going.

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Your orders have shipped so you’ll get even more in the mail soon…thanks! You’re the best!

      • Aaron

        Already the best three dollars I have spent this week! Good luck with everything….. and I like the subtle moustache-play around 1:05. really knocked it up a notch :-)

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          He’s a #BDM

      • Scotty P.

        Doing what I can to keep Dan alive. Every $3 counts.

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Dan will be dead soon and Tom will be even more rich than he already is.

      • Curtis

        What a waste of money…… Thanks a lot guys. Wiener lol

      • http://www.facebook.com/NGutierrezFL Nicole Gutierrez

        Best $3 I wasted today! Thanks guys, love your show!

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Thanks for the assist. We plan to waste our lives planning to provide you with more content.

      • Ganster

        You should rerun old merch, and only sell it to “premium” members, I want a lambodickstatus shirt….. and a good as dead bracelet. oh and when do we get our members only jackets?

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Working on that currently. Great idea! Bracelets WILL be back soon…

      • Kenny M

        Became a subscriber! I’ll pay for this show till the day I die. Please make more Pussy Admiral Hats!

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          On it… :)

      • Stew

        im more than happy to support anything you guys do. keep your head up dan!

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Dan says his head can only be so far up…but thanks for helping out. You guys are the fucking best!

      • Brent

        By far the best $3 I’ve spent this month! So worth the money and would be worth a lot more too! Good luck Dan!

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Thanks for the support. You guys should get a lot of surprises in the next few days on this section. We hope you enjoy it…

      • http://twitter.com/oor1can Zeus

        BIg Ol Dicks, Big Ol Dicks….. Glad I can finally support Tom and Dan… Hope this is the start of something big or else I am just pissing away 2.95 a month… HAHA

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          We hope so too!

      • Adrian T!

        Worth every single penny

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan


      • http://www.facebook.com/SuperChef85 Vreeland Holt

        Best 3$ I have ever spent…Made my wein bigger, got to see Tom’s sweet Napoleon Dynamite mustache, and any way I can keep Dan alive….I will. Now that I am a PREMIUM member…can I make one request??? Please make more Pussy Admiral Hats!!! I want one SO badly!!!

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          They are ordered and being shipped. Let’s just say that Dan has a great deal of time on his hands now and has been talking with the company in China where we have the children make them. (That is not a joke…)

      • http://www.facebook.com/MasterofDVD Thomas Stark

        The Premeium is a hell of a deal. I’ve been a huge fan of Kevin Smith his ENTIRE career, met him numerous times and own as much merch as he can pump out…..and I’m STILL too cheap to pay for his commercial free podcasts. Supporting you two drunks was a no brainer.

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Wow…thanks! We’re trying to keep this low and as we roll out the oldies…we’ll tell you what to listen for almost as a companion, Now that’s what we call repackaging shit! Thanks again…

      • http://www.facebook.com/mikedargenio Mike TwoTimes D’Argenio

        This podcast is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions. #snoots #lambodickstatus

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          We hope so.

      • http://www.facebook.com/rakesh.mungal Rakesh Mungal

        Cancelling gamefly…this is better

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Dan says you’re wrong but that’s a wonderful gesture. Games are for guys who don’t fuck anyway.

      • Jason Hutson

        $3 to help you guys out, didn’t think twice.

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Thanks! We tried to keep it low for you guys.

          • Jason Hutson


      • Dildo McJizzlefart

        Sorry to be the nerd- will the premium shows be in podcast form and will we be able to access then through iTunes?

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          As of now, there is no plan to post them to iTunes. They only provide listening for free shows or unless we would want to charge you a set price per show but that didn’t seem fair for you guys – to us. You should still be able to download them to your phone by manual download and as always, the site should be able to be accessed via your smart phone. Hope that helps a little…thanks for the support.

      • Brandon Williams

        Awesome idea guys! I’ve been wanting to support without getting kicked out of my house for wearing a pussy admiral hat….now there’s a way! Love you guys. Two questions… When does the first OG show roll out and can you order more mens large bees eating peppers shirts? I think I need two. One to wear under my work shirts…for when the bees reallllly start stingin’ I can just look down and laugh. And the the other to go out in public…really second guessing this part.

        • PPBatgirl

          Check under archives. The OG show is highlighted for you right there.

      • bdoc

        Keep up the great work guys. Really looking forward to even more awesome content that gets me through the times when my shoes are being broken, my d*ck is in a shark’s mouth or the bees are going sting crazy.

      • http://twitter.com/alixspurlock Alix Spurlock

        I’m officially a BigDickMillionaire now. Super excited for the OG episodes. Where will we be able to find them?

      • Tripping Real Man

        Now we’ll all be big dick millionaires together!

      • http://twitter.com/BadDeaconMusic Tony Manfetano

        “put the zits together”, is that how you guys power up before a show?

      • Cap’nJackass

        What stops everyone from just watching this video on YouTube for free? Nothing? Awesome. Three dollars… ruined.

        Love you guys!

        • Cap’nJackass

          Lived up to my handle…

          Just figured out the video is unlisted.



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