Good morning folks!

I hope that this blog post finds you well. I’m sitting here listening to the new Dr. Dre “Compton” album and watching my wife try to trim my newborn daughter’s finger nails. Now THIS is fucking comedy! Maisie loves music! We started with George Michael, a carry over from one of Mommy’s dumb 90’s channels. Then we moved on to Harry Connick Jr. and she loved that classic big band jazz. Then we tried punk rock and …

Thanks to all of you for taking the time to download, catch it live, and support “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan.” It really does mean more tan you know. We have a blast doing the show but it wouldn’t even be close to what it was if it wasn’t for you guys and all of your support. WE HAVE THE BEST LISTENERS IN THE WORLD. That’s a fact.

On this week’s AMT:

-Shannon Burke not allowed on ACT

-Tom got in …

Thanks for listening, downloading, and supporting local and indie broadcasting. We’ve been having a really, really good time and we hope that you guys are too!

On today’s show:

-Tom’s wife goes into labor and Tom panics

-Tom hates Google

-Balls are the ultimate skin tag

-Lactation consultants

-MILF porn

-Sh*ts off!

-Birthday cake piñata

-Tom explains kids

-Tom almost burns his house down #AvocadoFire

-Hulk Hogan gets kicked out of WWE

-Dad of the year competition

-Tommy pouches his …

This week’s “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” was pure insanity. I don’t think that I’ve laughed that hard in a really, really, really, REALLY long time! We did news. We did emails. We talked to a hitchhiker but the best part to me was the “We’re Going to Pay Your Ticket” Tom Vann challenge! Talk about things that we’re NOT properly thought out! This might be the greatest mistake in broadcasting. Thanks to “Cruisin’ Tony” for stopping by! If …