Wiki-Snootsgiving: Real Man Fest 2013 OR “Everything that you should need to know!”

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Nov 20

Wiki-Snootsgiving: Real Man Fest 2013 OR “Everything that you should need to know!”

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- Where are you going to park, you say? This handy map will always be on TomandDan.com so you know where to go. There’s plenty of parking in the “areas marked in yellow” and per most of our events, we recommend that you “scumbags” car pool to make things a little easier. Also…don’t forget that designated driver! (Tom and Dan just use their wives. They love it! Trust us!)
- Everything kicks off at 7pm with the traditional “Tom & Dan give out free shit and take a picture” cocktail hour with amazingly “manly” music provided by none other than our friends Joseph Martens and Jessica Daumen!
- The first 200 people in the door get a one of a kind, “Tom & Dan and Johnny’s Beer Shack” pint glass and if you’re one of the first 100 we’ll fill said glass with a tasty brew!
- Get your picture made with the “World Famous Tom & Dan Camel Girl” who will obviously dress to impresses the realest of men! (We haven’t decided if she’s going to have a beard or not…we’ll get back to you on that!)
- Johnny’s Beer Shack has 18 different hand crafted beers on draft as well as a full assload of bottles! And the best part about their drafts? They’re $3 so bring your mouth!
- Taste the brand new “T&D Real Man Burger” at Johnny’s Other Side! $20 dollars gets you the succulent “Real Man Burger”, an ice cold shot of Jagermeister, and a t-shirt that commemorates the fact that you ate the burger, did the shot, and ARE in fact a real man! (The burger is killer! It’s breakfast, lunch, and dinner all rolled into one because everyone knows that a “real man” only eats once a day! He’s far too busy to stop for all three meals!)
- Test your skill level with the realest, real man game of all time Hammerschlagen. There will be prizes for all who play as well as challenges against Tom, Dan, Ross and Samantha. We’re also going to have a “High Striker.” For those of you that don’t know what that is, that’s the game that you always see at the Fair where you use the mallet to try and ring the bell and win a prize.
- There will be a “blind folded” sandwich making contest for all of the ladies out there that want to prove that they are the “Realest Woman Alive!” We’re not just going for speed on this one, we’re also going for presentation and taste!
- We are honored to have the Orlando Facial Hair Club on site for a beard and mustache contest! Bring your best facial fashions and you might walk away with a really, really, really cheap trophy!
- There will be specially priced “Real Man Fest” merch as well as all other Tom & Dan gear for those of you who prefer to purchase your shirts in person.
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Posted By dan on November 20 2013 | Comments (3 )