Dear podcast downloaders and listeners,

I’m not really sure what to say about today’s show other than the fact that Tom and I have a tiny bit of jet lag and we’re insanely crazy today. This show is a plethora of tangents and bull. We think you’ll like it. And at any rate, we had fun…and that’s really all that matters.

On today’s show:

100% stress, 100% of the time.

Tom & Dan in Chicago

Mystery Text

Car Rental Scam

Ross Vomits: Round 2

“Bologna Joe – Eat My Hotdog.”

Fill-Up Buster = Gay Porn

Squidwall

Call from “Scumbag Chris”

Girl Surprise Gasp

Toilet Talk

Internet Porn

Puffin Palace

As always, thanks for listening and be sure to head over to iTunes and leave us a 5-star rating and a little comment. It truly does help us to reach new listeners and we’d really, really, really appreciate it. Don’t forget that Ross is going to being stand-up tonight at the “High Octane Lounge” (I think that’s what it’s called…) and please come and see us Sunday at “To Hell with Sundays” at Caddy Shanks in Baldwin Park from 2-5pm this coming Sunday. It’s going to be a really, really really fun and relaxed time and we hope to see all of you “scumbags” there.

All love to you guys for supporting us and keeping the studio going…

dan