Thanks to all of you that have been voting for us for the 2013 Stitcher Awards. We really, really, really appreciate it. It means more than you know…truly. It was FANTASTIC to have Ross back on the show this week. (Samantha is always great. Big ol’ tits.) We miss that dude and we’re glad that he had a fantastic Christmas and New Years. Keep voting, people! We’re so close to losing this thing…come on people…we’re going to lose this thing so bad! LET’S DO THIS!!!

On this week’s show…

Whitman Samplers

Sneaky French Rat

Tom’s Craig’s List deal

Tom’s Waterbed debacle

Dan cuts off a hearse

Rich “Kitchen” Drawers

Water-parks

Conjoined Twins

Michael Bay’s freakout

D-Rugg’s “Beat That Movie Down”

#BlackBottleBoys

Thanks kids…we’ll see you all next week where we’ll be LIVE from Philly!

dan