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On today’s show:

Bike Week

“Put Your Chaps On!”

Roids

High Blood Pressure

Leaky A$$holes

Yeast Infections

Tiffany and Dollface’s “We Just Want to F” song…

Punk Rock Dad

Pee-Wee James

“Call the Moil!”

Fake caller = BUSTED

Calling England…another clip show?

The longest intro EVER.

Thanks to everyone that listens and downloads the show. You guys are the best. Don’t forget that “Diá de los Mediocres” is coming up on the …

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First of all, we’re sorry. We’re sorry about how tired we are today. We blew it. This is the worst show that we’ve ever done…bottom line. We know it. And we’re willing to except it. It’s cool. Tom is super tired from the day job and I’ve been dealing with some family issues and I’m stretched a little too thin. It’s cool…I’m sure you’ll find a few gems in there.

 

Included in today’s show:

Mystery Science Porno Theater 3000

…Counting Sheep

What’s wrong with Ben Franklin

Tudd…Samuel …

This is from Matt. He promptly asked that we take his last name off of the link on SoundCloud of his Remix. Where as this is one of the strongest mixes and even includes him spit’n straight FIRE…we completely understand him being embarrassed of our show. Here’s to secret “scumbags!”

 

Matt says “fuck it.” Not only do I have a last name…but I’m going with a very simple hip-hop mix. 1 minute …