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Mellow Green Diner Shirt


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This diner design is one of my favorites that “The Danger Brains” have ever come out with for us and our listeners. It’s just nothing but class and is so unique. Tom and I were really trying to find an “off the beaten path” color that we thought you guys would like and since this summer has been insanely hot, we tried to stay away from black. (We know that you kids love the black but dammit it’s hot – lets branch out a little, shall we?)

Enter the “mellow green” T&D diner shirt. Tom once again insisted that we get the softest shirt available so it’s printed on that Bella-Canvas Tri-Blend that will caress your t’s and belly like a kidnapped child that has just been reunited with it’s mother. Strange image? Yep. I need more caffeine. Enjoy the shirt and please keep in mind that these run a little smaller than the normal and far cheaper Gildan t’s. – d

PLEASE NOTE: These shirts run 1/2 size smaller on average. Please take this into consideration when ordering.The softer shirts tend to be a tighter/athletic fit.



Tom and I hope you love what you’ve ordered from But in case you don't—perhaps it's a little too small - too big - it’s not what you expected - or the style just isn't working for you—we'll send you a new size, color, or style, or issue you a quick refund. No problem! Returns and exchanges are super easy when you email:

You have up to 30 days to return items purchased from our online store or from a “Tom and Dan” event. Now I know this goes without saying but there’s no way that we can take a used item back for a refund or exchange. You wore it and washed it? You lost it leaving an event and found it later in a mud puddle? Sadly - it’s now yours. Give it to your little sister or a homeless person. Thanks for the advertising! If you have yet to wear it, wash it, or destroy it and need us to make an exchange for you - email and our “merch God” will walk you through the steps of making a proper return. We’re here you make you happy and really want that to go down! You guys mean the world to us!

If we receive your return and deem it used in any way or a piece of merch that we can no longer offer to other listeners as “new merch” - T&D Media reserves the right to decline your exchange. Sorry. People like to scam and to insure that we’re not having to deal with stuff like that - this just has to be said. If you’re cool - we’re cool. We cool? Cool.




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