Mediocre Merch!



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This one’s for all of the goth kids. Gray on black – the world is a melancholy place. I am forever sad.

It’s been a while since we’ve been doing this. It’s been a while since we’ve put out an “original” logo T. The only problem was that we wanted to make a new shirt that reflected the signs of age and wear and tear that the show now has. Let’s face it – we’re not the same two drunks anymore – we’re far more beat down and distressed. This new “Distressed OG Logo” t-shirt is just that…

…it’s the shirt that minutes away from killing itself.

Please note – Due to the fact that we are constantly wanting to make our products better and our listeners happier – these are now printed on a far better shirt!!! We have abandoned the rougher “Gildan” brand for a more expensive and better quality “Next Level” brand cotton T. Moving forward most all of our new shirts will be printed on these higher quality “Next Level” brand t-shirts. You guys asked for it – and you shall receive it!

PLEASE NOTE: These shirts run 1/2 size smaller on average. Please take this into consideration when ordering. The softer shirts tend to be a tighter/athletic fit.

  • Justin Powell

    Can I get a 4x? I’ll pay a little more…zip tip hoodie in 4x too and I’ll buy both right now.


Tom and I hope you love what you’ve ordered from But in case you don't—perhaps it's a little too small - too big - it’s not what you expected - or the style just isn't working for you—we'll send you a new size, color, or style, or issue you a quick refund. No problem! Returns and exchanges are super easy when you email:

You have up to 30 days to return items purchased from our online store or from a “Tom and Dan” event. Now I know this goes without saying but there’s no way that we can take a used item back for a refund or exchange. You wore it and washed it? You lost it leaving an event and found it later in a mud puddle? Sadly - it’s now yours. Give it to your little sister or a homeless person. Thanks for the advertising! If you have yet to wear it, wash it, or destroy it and need us to make an exchange for you - email and our “merch God” will walk you through the steps of making a proper return. We’re here you make you happy and really want that to go down! You guys mean the world to us!

If we receive your return and deem it used in any way or a piece of merch that we can no longer offer to other listeners as “new merch” - T&D Media reserves the right to decline your exchange. Sorry. People like to scam and to insure that we’re not having to deal with stuff like that - this just has to be said. If you’re cool - we’re cool. We cool? Cool.





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